Like BillOddie – in the middle of the precipitous region that is Charnwood, just north of Leicester.
To echo his sentiments, it really isn’t as crap as you might think, but a few byelaws need to go by the wayside to ride most of the best bits. As with most areas, the further you go away from the posher bits, the more liberal the attitude to riding – why do people who have loads of dosh seem to be more miserable than everyone else????
I still bugger off to the Peak District at the first sniff off a pass from the missus, though.