Try these:
1 – Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
2 – Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
3 – Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye
4 – Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
5 – How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?
6 – How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I’ve Been A Liar All My Life?
7 – I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
8 – I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
9 – I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
10 – I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
11 – I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
12 – I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You
13 – I Wanna Whip Your Cow
14 – I Would Have Writ You A Letter, But I Couldn’t Spell Yuck!
15 – I Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win
16 – I’d Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
17 – I’m Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
18 – I’m The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
19 – I’ve Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
20 – I’ve Got The Hungries For Your Love And I’m Waiting In Your Welfare Line
21 – If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
22 – If Love Were Oil, I’d Be A Quart Low
23 – If My Nose Were Full Of Nickels, I’d Blow It All On You
24 – If You Don’t Leave Me Alone, I’ll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
25 – If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
26 – Mama Get The Hammer (There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head)
27 – My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
28 – My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don’t Love Jesus
29 – My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
30 – My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him