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I usually meet it with – ‘That’s no what yer maw said to me!’.

Doesn’t always make sense, but makes me happy.

Actually, this one is probably more relevant to this forum,

I have been known to blow kisses at them, usually as they’re sat in the traffic queue they were evidently so desperate to get to.

I either blow a kiss like Hatter, or like the penguins in Madagascar, “smile & wave; just smile & wave”.

I’m a “blow a kisser”

Or the Italian “wave 😀

Is it a wave with a loosely closed fist? That won’t help matters.

I wave frantically with a beaming smile , like ” Hi , Nice to see you. Havent seen you for ages , Im so happy . ” I then note the reg number with an acronym.

I’m usually the one doing the shouting 😳

Any time anyone shouts anything at my brother, he replies “TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE”. It rarely makes any sense but does cause a lot of confusion.

Show him yer muscles/six pack. That’ll scare the crap out of him (its always a him)

This thread needs a bit of muddydwarf.

I used to give chase, just follow them wherever they went, but after a guy ran a red light across the biggest main road around here trying to get away I gave that up.

Wave madly and smile or blow kisses…
or just give them the finger, depending on my mood.

Any time anyone shouts anything at my brother, he replies “TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE”. It rarely makes any sense but does cause a lot of confusion.

So’s your face!

Did somebody call? 😛

Was only telling a mate about it at the weekend md. We 😆 ‘d. (Still haven’t had a chance to use it.)

Do you want to borrow an axe?

I was stopped at some lights in the car earlier when a Lad walked across the Road who was very feminine looking.

Some Chavs in the Chavvy Astra next to us yelled ” are you a Man or a Woman ” obviously used to this kind of reaction, the Lad yelled back ” suck me **** and you will find out ” 😯

My Student and I just burst out laughing, along with some other guys who were outside a pub having a cig.

The Chavs looked absolutely gobsmacked. Top respect to the Lad for the comeback.

Did they find out?

The Lad went into a Takeaway and the Chavs were praying for the lights to change as they were getting stick from everyone who heard what they said 😀

Serves them right for being rude to people. They moved off like a Formula 1 driver when the lights went Green 😆

It’s amazing how the clever ****s can’t handle a clever response, you can sometimes see them struggling to process that they have just been outplayed.

Not on the road but a classic

http://junkee.com/the-seven-most-embarrassing-things-that-happened-on-last-nights-qa/31848?utm_source=editorial&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=article_31848
about half way down the page – taking on the Executive Director of Human Rights Watch…..(some links from the site are potentially slightly NSFW)