When in a new relationship is it acceptable to………
A friend of mine tooted in his hand, sucked it into his mouth then went to another friend and blew it in his face. The smell had not lost any of it’s strength. Simply amazing.
Thankfully there were not any ladies present as I doubt they would have found the funny side of it. 😀Posted 9 years agomonkeyfiendMember
Im sure its not what attracted her to me, but I use to fart infront of my lady before we were courting. I’ve always believed it being better out than in. Now after 10 years of marriage I still have fits of laughter at her reactions especially the duvet ones like neilforrow says.Posted 9 years ago
However she is still incredibly embarresed the other way round.tinker-belleMember
I’m a bit of an old girl on this one, until you’ve reached the really comfortable stage of a relationship, I’d say there’s never a reason why you can’t excuse yourself and do it in another room, outside etc….
I know it’s natural, but c’mon we really don’t need to smell it.
Oh and as for the head under the duvet stunt… Never funny…Posted 9 years agowillardMember
The fiancee and I have been together for a three years now (I think) and I try and _never_ fart in the same room as her, or in ear or nose-shot. If I have to, I head to a man friendly fart safe zone (one of two bogs) and let rip there. That is acceptable. So is outside if there’s a breeze, I am quiet and I can blame it on the dog.
Speaking of the dog… Little bugger lets rip just about every time the fiancee makes a fuss of him. I guess he’s just helping me out.
I have to point out at this stage that one of my proudest moments was making my ex-wife retch with a fart one morning. That was not the reason for the divorce I hasten to add.Posted 9 years agoYardley_HastingsMember
my good lady seems to accept it as normal behaviour, what she seems to get wound up about is me laughing “like its the first time its ever happened” everytime I manage a particularly fine curtain ripper. I’m 40, should I be making an effort to grow up?
My 4 year old nephew should turn up in an hour or so, think I’m going to get him to pull my finger when he arrives to set the tone for the next few days 🙂
Farting in a biscuit tin is fantasticPosted 9 years agohoraMember
I once new a stunning natural blonde (intelligent, quirky and ecentric). One morning she let rip a real rolling long one. I automatically stiffened in shock, turned my head wildly and said ‘what the **** was that’?…she replied ‘you’ve been farting literally all night in your sleep so why cant I’? For once, I was speechless.Posted 9 years ago
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