… the first four letters of Arsenal? It is not ASS.

This is an Ass.

If that beast’s feet were in shot it would be an ass whole.

We didn’t, some people think they are American

some people think they are American

…and Flash with their ‘witty’ posts.

dunno, prolly recent

dunno, prolly recent

Defiantly.

i never got lernt

u wot?

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I like to use ‘prolly’ as I was barracked once on here for using it.

I found it especially pleasing that the individual who moaned about poor spelling/grammer had managed a misspelling in the title of his previous post.

some people think they are American

It’s never going to stop. Most people don’t even know they’re doing it. I’m learning to ignore it. Slowly.
“Heads up.”? You cock.

Not shure when they forgort. but no need to loose temper over it.

its ‘hedzup!’ …. ‘heads up’ is the englanshire version. can i getta hollaback?

no, not with those tatooze.

I don’t even know what won is?

gurl u b trippin!

i aint no foo, u betta step bak befo i rip yo weave out!

Eye tottalyy no what ewe yu meen.

Sum pepal cant not evin spel by propirly.

Serious though, it is “buy”.. I’d like to BUY that.. See loads of people spelling it by.. Grrr.

Also the annoying “I brought it last year from…”
No you “bought” it last year.

Nuff said innit.

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gurl u b trippin!

i aint no foo, u betta step bak befo i rip yo weave out!

Fo sho, blud.

“are” is not a suitable replacement for “our” either.

As a regular reader of the football section on the Manchester evening news site I am aware they have some shockers on a regular basis. A quick look at today’s posts revealed this:

Kaprolopongo Kaptro (30/08/2012 at 10:54)
It hurts m to knw dat sme man untd funs are talkin trsh about sm1 dat has been nthng bt gret fr d great manchstr club.u guys are acting like sme female dog;u knw wht i mean? Wayne is de real deal.yeah he not at hs best dats ok dat; litle work out needed.tell nme a striker other dan rooney dat does wht he does?wayne is great at both de offensive and deffencive end o hs game.h a cmplte player.

Pick the bones out of that.

Also the annoying “I brought it last year from…”
No you “bought” it last year.

Was it a bargin?

Similar cock-up is when folk claim to have been bought-up by their parents.

Always gives rise to a chuckle or two…

Nobody says “Assnal” (not since Eric Morecamber died 😥 )

Is “ass” not just swear filter avoidnace since you can’t type arse?

Edit: Turns out, no. Whaddya know!

What would Julian Arsange make of all this, I wonder?

As a regular reader of the football section on the Manchester evening news site I am aware they have some shockers on a regular basis.

There’s a thread on Facebook for my old school. Quite often when someone posts on there reminiscing I think “wow, when I was at school, I remember learning some words.”

Would of, could of, should of. Cretins….

Kaprolopongo Kaptro (30/08/2012 at 10:54)
It hurts m to knw dat sme man untd funs are talkin trsh about sm1 dat has been nthng bt gret fr d great manchstr club.u guys are acting like sme female dog;u knw wht i mean? Wayne is de real deal.yeah he not at hs best dats ok dat; litle work out needed.tell nme a striker other dan rooney dat does wht he does?wayne is great at both de offensive and deffencive end o hs game.h a cmplte player.

It always strikes me that it must actually be more effort to write like this than to use actual real words.

“are” is not a suitable replacement for “our” either.

C’mon you Oursenal

Works for me

The point of writing or speaking is to communicate. Most “errors” or faux pas dont actually mean you are confused about what they mean.
I am not sure why people get so precious about it tbh

It’s technology isn’t it? Forcing folk to write who normally wouldn’t, don’t or can’t. Before the internet or texting, you didn’t normally get to see how illiterate a lot of folk are. 😛

It’s not technology, it’s choice.

Personally, I choose not to converse with illiterate gibbons.

Personally, I choose not to converse with illiterate gibbons.

You’re presents hear sujjests otherwize.

C’mon you Spurs

The point of writing or speaking is to communicate. Most “errors” or faux pas dont actually mean you are confused about what they mean.
I am not sure why people get so precious about it tbh

Personally (and I know I make my fair share of grammatical cock-ups) I find it alters context dramatically when reading various illiterate posts. It’s not that I can’t ‘decipher’ their ramblings, it simply breaks the flow of reading, for want of a better turn of phrase. In conversation it can be easily overlooked, but I find it amusing as opposed to annoying in that instance.

Edit – to correct a cock-up, of course…

illiterate gibbons.

Surely we need literate gibbons before we can have illiterate gibbons?

If I ever meet an illiterate gibbons I will spank the monkey

an illiterate gibbons

Start a-spankin

who would have thought I would do a typo on this thread

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Im not shure wot youre problem is, cud u b moar pacific?