Hotblack Desiato’s Black Stuntship

What’s yours?

Apollo 11?

The Enterprise? 😈

BSG

Firefly

fireball XL5

Not sure, the aliens wiped my memory!

I woke up naked in a field and my bottom hurt… 😈

Star Destroyer…nice and roomy, quite well armoured and have a surprising turn of speed.

Still, when they cost more than 3.88 billion Imperial credits, which is the equivalent of several star systems’ annual economic output, I might be waiting a while before affording one 🙁

Thargoid

The Heart of Gold

Starbug

The fckoff big bastard Imperial Star Dreadnought from Star Wars. Darth Vader’s flagship.

Notice the ‘weeny’ little Star Destroyers around it. Imagine how big something like this might be, if it were real.

WANT.

Be a bugger to park, though, I’d imagine.

I almost said Starbug!

But it’s the uselessness and overall black cool that made me choose the stuntship.

I bet that Dreadnaught has a fatal flaw though, like a laundry vent that leads to to the reactor core 😀

tardis …just think of the bike storage and no one would ever break in.

From films -Darkstar – Filthy messy, doesn’t work properly, captain kept in deep freeze. its more real than all this glossy stuff

From books – Helva – the ship who sang

Or perhaps from Banks culture novels – meatfu**er

Notice the ‘weeny’ little Star Destroyers around it.

Size isn’t everything. Star Destroys have the same optional extras but come with parking assist as standard.

A bit small, but easy to park :

Anything from 2000ad Torquemadas or the Ace trucking lot, brilliant!

I like this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGQH6oaiD-k

A real one

johnny, mines real…..isn’t it…. 😉

Or Bank’s Sleeper service – the most awesome space ship ever

USS Cygnus from Black Hole:

Sleeper service would kick the ass of all those poncy space ships! 20 miles long, 3 wide and 2 thick or something – capable of extreme speed and has a secret army of over 100 000 slave unit warships concealed on board

I worked on this one, but it crashed. Can you identify it?

mars lander Beagle?
TON : in some universe yes it is real

Beagle 2

Star Destroys have the same optional extras but come with parking assist as standard.

Good point, and one well made. The Dreadnought is a bit of a barge. But at 19,000m long (according to geeky Wiki info), you could have a mountain biking trail centre inside one…

On a smaller scale, a TIE Interceptor would be a nippy little bugger. Just right for popping to the shops.

Here’s an easier shot, the size gives it away. No it’s not me.

mudshark – Member

USS Cygnus from Black Hole

Oooh, good call, Mudshark, good call…

Yep, the little dog that didn’t bark. It was quite upsetting at the time actually!

Starbug because it’s hard, well hard.
But for pure sleek coolness, there is only one.

Red Dwarf

I’m with the OP. Black switches on a black background that light up with a black lighit is a design classic. I bet if you look really carefully there’s even a little black apple logo on the outside.

OK I’m going try and post a picture of The Liberator

Deep Space battleship – Blake7

Nuke em from orbit…..

Boy, would I loved to have piloted this spaceship. The good ship Arsetastic

Why has no one said ‘The Millennium Falcon?

Although there are many of Banks’ Culture Ships I could go for.

Sleeper Service is a good one.

Coming in for re-entry