What's the worst thing you've found in your dinner?
Out with a lass I in my yoof. We went to a butty shop and purchased her lunch.
She had a habit of always taking a look inside shop sarnies, nothing dramatic, just opening the bread and having a peek.
Probably saved her life on this occasion.
Opened up her flaked salmon sarnie to find a whole load of shattered safety glass.
Apparently cabinet had smashed earlier etc etc. Had we been older than 17 we’d probably have kicked off more; as it was, a refund, free sarnie and drink we took as a reasonable recompense.Posted 3 years agochewkwMember
My parents have human turds in their white bread I kid you not. 😆
My mum bought a loaf of bread from a bread seller (in far east) and when she got home to open the plastic bag she could smell strong human turds. My father confirmed that. She then realised the bread was mixed with human turds and promptly return it to the baker the next day. Yes, she kept as evidence until the next day.
The story goes, apparently dissatisfied employees shat on the bread to sabotage the employer.
😆Posted 3 years agoMrs ToastMember
Mould on a bacon sandwich from the BV cafe at Cannock Chase.
Another unexpected food horror was when a colleague came back from snowboarding in the Alps with treats. He’d bought back a bag of something that looked like sweet biscuits with a cream filling – the packaging was in French, and I’d done German at school, so I was oblivious to the actual content. Turned out it was a savoury biscuit with a processed goat’s cheese filling.
You might think, “That sounds OK.” It wasn’t.
It really wasn’t.Posted 3 years agogrtdkadSubscriber
Back in the day I bought a big plate of chips from the college canteen.
Added plenty of salt and vinegar and tucked in. Thought it was odd that the chips tasted more of mint sauce (as-in minty vinegar).
All explained when I dug in deeper and found chewing gum melted all over the lower chips. It had obviously fallen out of the slavering gob of the dinner lady as she fried them up. Quality. Not.Posted 3 years agoconvertSubscriber
Slivers of glass in a baked potato at a pub. No apology but after a bit of to and fro he begrudgingly offered to pick it out for me – not a new potato you understand, just the old one with his assurance he had found all the bits. Wasn’t entitled to a refund apparently. Personally if I’d have served up a plate of broken glass I’d have been offering up the services of my wife to ensure I didn’t get sued.
We didn’t go the legal route…..more the dirty protest route.Posted 3 years agoyunkiMember
I lived with a girl who kept a pet Cockatiel..
I was sat in the living room eating a coronation chicken salad baguette one afternoon, and thought I’d dropped a bit of the filling onto my t-shirt..
I quickly picked it off and shoved it my gob only to encounter the foulest and bitterest taste sensation I have ever had the misfortune to endure..
The squawking, screeching, violent, insanely jealous little demon had crapped on me from above.. 😈
(I’m not sure why I felt the need to mention her pet bird at the beginning of the post)Posted 3 years ago
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