I gave my brother a quite unusual selection of Xmas presents back in the mid 90’s, it was actually the end of January when he received them as I was just back from 6months staying with relatives in Zimbabwe, he got a hand carved wooden box containing the following : lion poo, elephant poo, grey rhino poo, black rhino poo (rare 😉), leopard poo and buffalo poo all dried out and collected by myself on various safari/game watching trips.
He loved it and proudly declared it “the crappiest Xmas present ever”.
The box is still in use but the shit all fell apart over the years as it was a source of amusement to show it off, usually when drunk 🥴
The most useless present I received was a tin tea cup with a hole drilled in the bottom, that was a gift from a mate I worked for 20 odd years ago as he thought my taking 15mins for a tea break every now and then was pointless when you could drink tea whilst working.