This reminded me of a wee drama. I was sitting in my car in Morrisons car park waiting for my Mrs, she was shopping of course. I didn’t have a ticket and the wee man came up and said “you need to buy a ticket” I grunted at him and he walked away, 10 mins later he came back and said “are you still there, you must buy a ticket” I told him that my wife as at the Chemist getting a prescription, an excuse I often use for traffic wardens and usually buys time. Anyways, 5 mins later he was back and said “if you don’t buy a ticket I’ll give you a parking fine” I didn’t say anything this time just smiled. He came back 10 minutes later, I pretended I was sleeping, he came up to the driver door and I heard him mutter, “aw he’s pretending to sleep now” I had to stifle my laugh and opened the window – said Look mate what do you want, I’m not buying a ticket, I’m waiting for my wife and she is taking longer than expected. This wee man proceeds to write out his ticket and handed it to me through the window lol, I screwed it up and threw it back at him, he walked away muttering “youll be in trouble if you don’t pay” I didn’t have the heart to tell him that I had another 14 of these parking tickets already in my glove compartment – never paid for any of these.