What’s with the patio furniture gags?

Kaesae – relax. Sometimes this happens when you start a thread. It’s happened to me 🙂

LASER FLOUNCE!!!

Do you wanna use my flouncing musak?

“Iiiii’ve haaaad, the tiiime of my liiiife, and I owe it all to yooou!”

What’s with the patio furniture gags?

http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/asda-the-jewel-edinburgh-do-they-just-not-like-cyclist

philconsequence – Member
LASER FLOUNCE!!!

BEAUTIFUL!!!

What about the driver?
The only bloke at parcelfarce who actually delivers something,
And the op has a go at him…..

So Kaesae gets 4 pages of advice (ok none of it helpful) but that comes with the territory. I post on here about being left with no kitchen and ive got one reply?
Whats going on??

You want to borrow my kitchen?

I post on here about being left with no kitchen and ive got one reply?

Was it destroyed by lazers?

Whats going on??

you need a ninja jogger or lasers in your thread to get attention on here today.

Whats going on??

You posted about a kitchen in the Bike Forum?

Was your kitchen destroyed by lasers?
Damn. Too slow.

Its a class 1 laser, class 2m at the very most and i doubt its anywhere near that. Your not in any way going to suffer any ill effects.

I find that many people get a bit nervous when you mention laser or radiation. I work with both and the comments i receive are all ratehr predicatable.

Is this for real. OP’s a troll right. C’mon, what would ParcelForce be doing with Layzers in the first place??

Mental.

what would ParcelForce be doing with Layzers in the first place

there’s some sort of office sweepstake going on I think;

“Who can zap the most customers during the course of one round (score double for getting the same bloke 4 times)”

So I should be happy someone is intentionally shining a laser in my eyes

Eerrr you can be happy if you like, or like normal humans you can ignore it and move on as it has absolutely no effect on normal humans whatsoever. Unless you’re not normal?

I did mention bikes in my kitchen post.
Perhaps i should lazer the workman when he comes next?

don’t go to a Fever Ray gig

Set your cat on him

Think I’ve had enough of STW for a while!

Missing you already 😥

Please take the time to check out the lyrics….

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKYcgMU-nJQ[/video]

😀

It was nice while it lasted, FunkyDunc.

I didnt realise it was offensive / of a sexual nature ! (apologies mods if you found it so 🙄 )

Or maybe I’ve just gone blind from looking at my mouse..

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNvpDr2OyYI[/video]
😀

Funkydunc – I bet there’d be no problem if it was a male and a female kissing.

Now if you had combed your unruly monobrow postie would only have to scan you once.

(I don’t know the op or even if he has a mb)

Dont look at the picture any other 3rd parties reading this thread

Take that you Bearing Baron for using Parcelforce!!

P5110765 by Richard Munro, on Flickr

Sorry to everyone else for such illegal use of a grade one lazer

I love this concept: I think my eyes are damaged.

But you are using a computer and screen.

Yeah, but my eyes might be damaged.

But you are using a computer screen and typing.

But … ah **** it.

Don’t think too logically about it Toby

The OP certainly didn’t. Why should you bother.

Bound to be a troll? Surely nobody can be that stupid.

Just look at the threads he’s started. You’ll soon see the truth

Bound to be a troll? Surely nobody can be that stupid.

If its a Troll, it’s a strange one.

Because the only “bite” is a couple of pages in, and it’s from the OP

I just scanned this whole thread to check this hadn’t been posted, so here it is…

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yhb–hbCj1w[/video]

LOL @ OP, What a Douche

My dog used to inject his own special recipe grease into bearings. The last time some of the ingredients were delivered by parcelforce though, this happened to him!!!

I love this concept: I think my eyes are damaged.

But you are using a computer and screen.

In all fairness there could be more subtle damage than that, or that takes a while to appear or something. Not THAT unreasonable of a question really, like I say. Just poorly put.

I think it wasn’t an unreasonable question but the outcome was fairly foreseeable. Having a flounce mid-thread just added to the general mickey taking as well.

Sometimes you just have to live with unintended consequences.

Where I work we have barcode scanners all over the place, I have two on my desk and I look at them all the time. Kaesae, MTFU!
Or I’ll come round and shine my laser pointer in your eyes. It’s only a 200Mw green one, won’t hurt at all… 😯

It’s only a 200Mw green one

Seriously hopes you got your capitalization wrong there 😯