he has been scanned by radioactivity 😯

Do you have super powers yet?
is there a spider near you that could bite you?

see if you could get the postie to use his ‘lazer’ to melt the decking and garden furniture parked outside ASDA

3 times is taking the piss.. I would’ve let a tyre down or hit in the stomach… Must’ve been something wrong with my arm, or your tyre, must be catching!

I would certainly report it… But I also know trying to get ParcelFarce to take anything seriously is like getting blood from a stone.

Anyone know about lazer’s and will it have left any trace on my eyes, any damage?

Was he using the laser to scan a barcode or cut the parcel in half?

Lasers must be CE certified and comply with EN60825-1:2007 in order to be legally placed on the market in the EU. You could check the scanner for a CE mark and request a copy of the Deceleration of Conformity from the manufacturer. This should be publicly available.

In the event of a potential claim where you can prove partial loss of vision your legal team can request sight of the technical construction file to verify the claims in the DoC.

However, if he was scanning, not cutting*, it’s likely a Class 2M laser, in which case you are protected by your natural blink aversion, unless you were using an optical instrument to look into the beam (magnifying glass, microscope, binoculars). Or you had matchsticks in your eyes.

Since I suspect you weren’t using binoculars and probably blinked, I’d recommend you MTFU.

* If he was cutting, it’ll be a Class 4 laser but should be in a sealed room and protected by interlocks.

I suspect innocent bystanders were also in danger from the reflections off kaesaes tinfoil hat?

Lazer cat delivers even when you’re out.

Since I suspect you weren’t using binoculars

Never assume anything. Kaesae may have been taking reciept of a very tiny parcel.

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please stop I’m at work here, can’t keep loling.

When you were scanned, did you see what you came up as?

So they are dangerous but if I blink I will be fine 😯

Will it have left any trace on my eyes that can be detected at all?

You can make your own laser for next time with jelly, two mirrors, tinfoil and a camera flash. Get a pair of laser safety glasses too and you’ll be set for a duel.

Its a bloody bar code scanner, not a James Bond planet destroyer. Get over it.

you’ll be fine.

were you flying a police helicopter at the time?

When you were scanned, did you see what you came up as?

Can we guess….. I’m reckon he came up as a fruit cake.

You can make your own laser for next time with jelly, two mirrors, tinfoil and a camera flash. Get a pair of laser safety glasses too and you’ll be set for a duel.

I’d imagine all his tinfoil is already in use….

Will it have left any trace on my eyes that can be detected at all?

It appears to have affected your brain actually I remember now – you’re normally like this aren’t you?

I’m reckon he came up as a fruit cake.

🙂

you should go the chemist and ask for some anti-laser eye drops which will get rid of any traces of laser beam.
with any luck they will have you sectioned.

Will it have left any trace on my eyes that can be detected at all?

Yes light beams from class 2 lasers have a half life of 4,567,429 years.
they will continue to bounce around inside your eyes long after you have popped your mortal coil.

Is this you earlier this week?

Thread of the day! “I’ve been assaulted by a bar code scanner”. Brilliant.

harden up princess.

When you were scanned, did you see what you came up as?
Can we guess….. I’m reckon he came up as a fruit cake.

My money is on either:

or

The parcelforce driver makes another delivery;

kasae later this evening

LOL! Class STW banter on this thread lads… keep it up and it will be up there with Badger!

Never assume anything. Kaesae may have been taking reciept of a very tiny parcel.

maybe it was a DIY eyesight laser correction kit?

kaesae might be right. Another scanner attack;this guy blinked and burned an image of his eyes to his eyelids

Next time he tries to do it just get out a small mirror and reflect it back in his eyes.

junkyard
think more

Will it have left any trace on my eyes that can be detected at all?

Tricky one. If it’s burnt your retina, you won’t be able to see. So not sure how you’d detect the damage. Have you got a big gap in your vision?

How many fingers am I holding up?

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I’vvvvvve flaaashhhhed myyyyysellllf mmmmany aaaa tiiimme.

I’zzze isss fiiiinne.

So they are dangerous but if I blink I will be fine

Will it have left any trace on my eyes that can be detected at all?

It’ll be a class 1 or class 2 laser so it’s intrinsically safe, i.e. class 1 is weak enough to cause no damage anyway, class 2 would only damage you if you stared at it and prevented your blink reflex working properly mechanically. If you were forced to blink, you’re safe. If you didn’t blink it wasn’t bright enough to hurt you. The ones you need to worry about are the ones you can’t see or the ones behind guards that you can’t reach unless you’re trained – then life gets more fun.

Stop your whining.

Have you ever used a self service till? Or been outside without holding your mothers hand?

barcode scanners use low-power (compared to Trout Light) LEDS not “lazers”. MTFU and get over it.

Do you look like this?