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  • What's the best way to service a Kona frame and how long should it take ?
  • barnsleymitch
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    Right doc, cheers for that, and I see you've got the hang of the striking through the text thing now!

    kaesae
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    1. barnsleymitch – Member
    I'm a psychiatric nurse, not a psychotic nurse – interesting choice of terms there Kaesae. Oh, and sorry, I only wear my uniform for love play.

    Barnsleymitch. Love play I take it you consider your uniform to be a costume or item of apparel associated with sexual arousal. A worrying statement indeed considering the position you hold. I would also ask if you are the nurse in this love play what role does the person your interacting with fulfil. Or do you simply prefer to play with yourself.

    Lastly I have as you have pointed out on several occasions in the past a poor ability to spell can any of you tell me if this is spelt correctly

    inappropriate behaviour.

    Junkyard
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    Mitch it was a little like that but he took 4 hours to check he had the correct spelling of it all.
    STW has taught him something then spelling. Now of we can just teach him to spot irony or humour

    franksinatra
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    anyone know where he gets the frames from yet? Sorry to be repetitive.

    simonfbarnes
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    can any of you tell me if this is spelt correctly

    yes, you have correctly rendered "this"

    stonemonkey
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    I only read upto page 2 but this is very funny. Having spoke to my good lady though, she claims that fast ( ie less than 5 minutes) does not always mean good.

    mccett
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    I watched the youtube vid and for some reason 2 phrases came into my head…

    'Preecious…. preeeecious'

    and

    'It rubs the lotion on its skin'.

    I spent most of the film looking around for a pit. Quite scary.

    bullandbladder
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    It's nice to see seasoned medical professionals bickering and sniping like kids – thanks guys, you've restored my faith in the NHS forever.

    And kaesae, even a nutcase like you can surely see that the one thing guaranteed to unite everyone on this forum is a universal hatred of bike-thieving scumbags. So why not stop trying to be clever, put down the vitriol and step away. If you're trying to run a legitimate business you have a very funny way of going about it. What's the problem? I don't think you have actually denied that these frames are of dubious origin, have you?

    wool
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    So how long to service a kona frame?

    no_eyed_deer
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    If you're trying to run a legitimate business you have a very funny way of going about it. What's the problem?

    …I dunno if you've noticed yet, but – he's mental 😯

    barnsleymitch
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    "It's nice to see seasoned medical professionals bickering and sniping like kids – thanks guys, you've restored my faith in the NHS forever."
    Actually, young docroberts and I generally agreed, Kaesae needs a nice lie down in a darkened room – the rest of it was merely the extraction of urine. And to be honest, if you get to the stage where you need help from me (I specialise in forensic psychiatry), then it's best if you stay away from sharp objects and suchlike! (sorry, cant seem to get the smiley face icon thing to work).

    kaesae
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    bullandbladder yes I did confirm it. I can gaurantee anyone from the police or law enforcement agencies or anyone interested in buying one of my frames that I have legal ownership of all frames, shocks, wheels, mechs, and other MTB associated good sh1t, bearings, bolts, bushes, spacers, £30'000 worth of tooling and equipment. All are owned by me solely and bought legally with receipts to verify my outrageous claims.

    Barnsleymitch. That was no joke your psychological make up is that of a predator.

    http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/the-return-of-the-dodgy-frame-selling-prodigal-son

    If you consider that harassment and character assassination is funny. If you consider that causing others stress and hardship is an accomplishment. You appear to revel in causing distress or trying to provoke and intimidate people fitting in with the rest of the TV ruined vultures nicely. Anyone who would act the way you do who perceives others as playthings should not in my opinion be working with people who are helpless. As I said very worrying from a psychological profile perspective. god help those you care for.

    kaesae
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    stonedmonkey: if your ride misbehaves and is a bit of all right I'll happily service it. unwashed and a crap ride I'll give it a miss.

    barnsleymitch
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    "If you consider that harassment and character assassination is funny. If you consider that causing others stress and hardship is an accomplishment. You appear to revel in causing distress or trying to provoke and intimidate people fitting in with the rest of the TV ruined vultures nicely. Anyone who would act the way you do who perceives others as playthings should not in my opinion be working with people who are helpless. As I said very worrying from a psychological profile perspective. god help those you care for."
    Playthings? You know nothing of me or my life, and with any luck, you never will. If you insist on dishing out worn out plagiarisms, half arsed theories and rabid insulsts, then be prepared to get it back in return. You were funny for a while, now youre just irritating.

    TheLittlestHobo
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    £30k worth of tooling?????? Are they gold plated

    WhatafackinLiberty
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    Kaesae.

    Ever stripped a Cove Hustler frame then? Interested in knowing how long it would take you to strip down one of them.

    ta

    🙂

    greeble
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    kaesae care to explain how you managed to wizz around the workshop with such speed of an F1 pit team yet have a crippling back problem? also if you are claiming benifts are they aware you are making extra income off the back of selling these frame on ebay? £30,000 worth of tooling and equipment to repair frames? not even the entire park tool range adds up to that much

    kaesae
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    barnsleymitch your wrong I know everything I need about you from your behaviour.

    kaesae
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    bullandbladder baa baa

    barnsleymitch
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    My wrong what? And in order to become an expert on my 'behaviour' you would have to be able to study it, which as far as I'm aware you havent – or have you been hiding in my kitchen cupboards again?

    kaesae
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    bullandbladder the one thing that is absolutely sure to unite you cowardly psychological parasites is a chance to take liberties and harass people safe in knowledge there will be no consequences. As long as this entire site sits back quietly while this kind of character assassination and harassment continues not one of your opinions has any value. As far as I’m concerned you are simply another fiend lurking in a human body with all the depth of a teaspoon and all too willing to follow the jackals to their next feeding. You know nothing about me or decency and humanity for that matter.

    slowrider
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    'It rubs the lotion on its skin'. lol i remember that film…ewww

    As long as this entire site sits back quietly while this kind of character assassination and harassment continues not one of your opinions has any value.

    im not sitting back quietly, im wetting myself!

    kaesae
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    greeble Try to remember this and pass it onto the sh!t for brains, we watch TV to educate ourselves, we must be right we're the loudest possy.

    I DO NOT ANSWER TO FOOLS.

    ojom
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    I still have no idea whats going on…
    Are there posts deleted as there seems to be no continuity between comments. Kind of random feeling.

    TandemJeremy
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    kaesae

    where do you get these frames from or are they stolen as many of us suspect?

    kaesae
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    barnsleymitch I can study your behaviour just as anyone else can it's there for everyone with a basic understanding of motives and attitude to see. Let’s see harassment stalking organizing others into a concerted effort and quite a bit more. You are a psychiatric nurse who specializes in forensics. So you tell me what kind of an effect will this kind of treatment have on someone and there mental state or are you simply trying to help me ? Reverse psychotic psychology your very own kind of healing.
    As I have said and continue to say your attitude and subsequent behavior considering the position you hold is worrying.

    kaesae
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    Tandemjeremy You lot are all TV brain washed your always looking for a plot or storyline otherwise it simply doesn’t make sense or isn’t interesting enough to distract you from how boring and senselessly pointless your lives are. There are millions of used bike frames many of which would be too expensive to refurbish or service and subsequently sell on. Is it too hard for your brain to understand that I specialize in fixing frames cheaply and restoring them so people can use them again. NO PROFFESIONAL TRADER WILL TELL YOU WERE THEY SOURCE THEIR STOCK FROM GENIUS!

    kaesae
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    Thebikechain can you tell me who supplies you with your stock ? and also how long it took you to find the right supplier ?

    TandemJeremy
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    I do not believe that there is a supply of legitimate secondhand frames on the scale you have them – simple as.

    I don't expect you to tell me the details but enough to convince me they are legitimate.

    I know where the bike chain gets its stock from – the legitimate suppliers such as Madison and the other importers.

    erbii
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    what's love play..?

    bruneep
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    Have you ever stripped a Giant Glory Frame down? If so can I get it back as it is probably mine.

    Thanks

    B

    ojom
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    Being a shop kaesae i source all our stock from the relevant supplier, ie Lapierre comes from Hotlines, Shimano from Madison.

    Don't confuse being a shop with being an ebay reseller of second hand goods.

    Plus we only sell new or ex demo items so i am not sure where you are going with it.

    ANY reputable retailer of any good in the world will be transparent and tell people where stuff comes from. To say anything different would be silly.

    kaesae
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    TandemJeremy As I said TV and stupidity. you do not believe because it fits your plot NOT! Millions of frames but a proffesional international trader can't get a hold of 300 a year? I have connections from taiwan to lanzarote or have you failed to notice the bearings bolts and other items I sell. I DO NOT ANSWER TO FOOLS.

    kaesae
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    thebikechain Unless their a small trader and it would damage there business to tell people. Ask any second hand car dealer were they get their stock and how see what they tell you. Or ask argos how they respray their frames. Anyway I asked about grease not lapierre or shimano. before I forget how do you guys weather proof your bearings and what kind of bearings do you service your frames with ?. It's easy to be open when your possition is secure.

    kaesae
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    bruneep do you have the numbers for it ?

    piedidiformaggio
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    depth of a teaspoon

    Now that made me lol. Must remember to use that in conversation.

    Second Hand Car Dealers – surely they get their stock from car auctions & trade ins.

    Oh, the Sale of Goods Act states that "The seller must have the right to sell the goods", therefore the seller should be able to prove that they are not stolen

    barnsleymitch
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    "Reverse psychotic psychology your very own kind of healing."
    You know Kaeasae, it's arse drivel like this that encourages people to keep having a go, but then again, I think you are already aware of that. Could this be a case of unconscious trolling? Think what you like of me, you unusual little man, but please stop whining and playing the victim. As far as your 'business' goes, in spite of claiming to have clarified that youre legitimate, you've done nothing of the sort, and are still coming across as a bit of a dodgy geezer. Try stopping the vitriolic outbursts and insults, be a bit more upfront about your supplier(s),and ease up on the grandiose claims about your abilities. You never know, the people on here may then start to treat you a little more seriously. Just a thought, and for what it's worth, I expect nothing more than further abuse in reply to this. 😕

    ojom
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    Our bearings come from the original manufacturer, i,e, hope for hope.

    Generics come from the gruff but nice men with oily hands at Forth Engineering. They work well.

    Grease, Rock n Roll generally. From Silverfish.

    My customers like to know what we use so they know EXACTLY what they are spending their money – plus we don't like secrets. Nasty wee things that pop out later are not nice.

    bruneep
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    bruneep do you have the numbers for it ?

    yes as do the police and my insurance company also data taged

    druidh
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    200?

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