In mine I have phone charger, lunch PSVita deodorant wallet keys, and bike helmet.

So what’s in yours?

Nails and semtex

A fork.

Log book
Sanctions for test book
Permit to work book
Limitation of access book
Oporational procedures manual
Safety rules
Pens

Not exciting but it is a work bag.

A twix
A copy of volksworld from 1994
A Leatherman Charge Ti
Some fluff
And an empty sarnie box.

Drugs, paper, injectable analgesics etc etc.
All the norm for a fun afternoon…

DrP

Spare pants.

Lunch and a dead weasel (or was it a stoat?). One of those is a fib.

You’ve already eaten you lunch haven’t you!

@sandwicheater
one’s weasel-ey identifiable. The other is stoat-ally different

I think your lunch is spelt RYvita…

Keys
swiss army knife
sunglasses
jacket

they all live in my bag all the time

puncture repair kit
spare inner tube
other roadside tools
rear light
emergency bike lock
waterproof (jacket, troos and over shoes)
wallet
phone
id card
last payslip
unknown usb cable
various bits of crumpled paper
lunch box (now empty)
and for today only my passport and cheque book (not that I’m leaving the country)

Spare pants.

If I’d been asked this question yesterday, the genuine reply would have been used pants.

We played this at work a while back when a woman in my team decided the vase she’d bought that day was a pretty random thing to have in her handbag. IIRC my bag contained a couple of pairs of pants and socks, 2 broken door latches and a V5 for a car I’d scrapped about 5 years before.

Keys, i newspaper, Camera, a Klean Kanteen waterbottle, Ipod, chargers,Notebook, and several pens.

I left my lunch on the kitchen worktop this morning… 🙄

Balaclava
Handcuffs
Gun

My bag has the words SWAG on the side

Laptop
Laptop power pack
MS Lync headset
Notebooks x 2 (large for work, small for me)
Fountain pens x 2 + ink
Pencil
Assorted work paper
Glasses cloth
Apple Lightning cable
Wallet
Phone
Paracetamol
About a thousand unclaimed expenses receipts.

Bag is heavy, but as I have desks in different locations, it’s effectively all the contents of my working life.

Charges, laptop, laptop charger, keys, business cards, go pro, notepad, pens, sunnies and probably a bit more

@twicewithchips

one’s weasel-ey identifiable. The other is stoat-ally different

Never was a truer word uttered. You’ll go far.

Now if I only had a way to tell the difference between my Bison and my Buffalo.

I’d like to know the difference between a medieval knight and a disgruntled baker.

12-gauge auto-loader
.45 long slide, with laser sighting
Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range
Uzi nine millimeter
Cheese salad sandwich

Laptop –
various bits of cabling
Leatherman Wave used a fair bit
Wiha System 6 most used thing in there.

as of 9am:

second breakfast
lunch
midafternoonses
pre-dinner snack
some drinks
phone
wallet
reminder note to buy some replacement chocolate bars for lunchtime dessert

Now if I only had a way to tell the difference between my Bison and my Buffalo.

Brummie accent/ You can’t wash yer hands in a Buffalo /Brummie accent

A few vinatge magazines:

Razzle
Penthouse
Knave
Escort
Fiesta

…and some mansize kleenex

A few of these puppies, for when it all gets too much….

Drugs, paper, injectable analgesics etc etc.
All the norm for a fun afternoon…

You work for the CIA as well?

Various drugs
Tympanic Thermometer
Stethoscope
BM Kit
Dressings
ITClamps
Steri-strips
Dermi Glue
MSU strips
Piss bottles
Plus other diagnostic gear

Not my Oxford Book of Clincal Examination as someone thought it needed a new home.

Bike pump
Cheese sandwich
Assorted diabetic crap
My passport and an envelope full of used non-sequential foreign banknotes. You never know!

Night out with Max Mosely again Drac?

Today I have:

New cassette + chain + gear cable + brake pads + jockey wheels
Chainwhip, cassette tool & chain splitter
4 cone spanners
Multitool + couple of allen keys
Grease gun + cloth
2 Shimano QRs
Pump
Tube
Puncture repair kit
Tin full of misc bolts ‘n’ bits
Shock spring
Undies
Waterproof jacket
Lock
Wallet
Phone
Keys
Inhaler

There may be some lunchtime bike maintenance occuring….. 🙂

Tissues
Hand cleaner/phone cleaner/keyboard cleaner (hot desking)
Wallet
iPhone
iPhone USB
£9.13 in change
Pen
Receipts
Earphones
Ibuprophen
Shades 8)
Hairband
Glasses case

A pen.

Too much ! Scaramanga Bag btw

Sunglasses
Reading Glasses
iPad
iPhone
Wallet
Keys
Pens
Change
Headache tablets
Spare cuff links / collar tabs
Paper part driving licence
Various correspondence
Work papers
Tissues

Radio scanner.
A Beretta 92A1 pistol
Duck tape
A KitKat
Spotting scope
Worry beads

iPad
Empty lunch box
An apple
Dirty gym gear
some odd science magazine
and – I kid you not – a bottle of absinthe.

I have a fairly large bag.

Work 1:
Laptop
Charger
Bootable USB (Kali)
USB media reader
HDMI cable
Mini-display port to VGA adaptor
AA maglight with red filter.
Pens
Nature Valley Crunchy bar (Canadian Maple Syrup flavour)
Passport
Cash

Work 2:
Laptop
Charger
Other IT kit
Immediate first aid kit (Celox, CAT x2, FFD x2, shears, etc)
Food
Camelbak
Dry/civi clothing
Spare socks
[Spare ammunition/pyro, other job-specific kit]

work 1

lunch box (empty)
flask (empty)
bottle of juice
wallet
inhaler

work 2
spanners 7mm to 19mm
3/8 drive ratchet
3/8 socket 5mm to 22mm
various 3/8 extentions
various screwdrivers
1x set of allen keys 2.5mm to 12mm
torch
chain gauge(forklift one not bike one)
1x set of seal picks
fork gauge(forklift one again)

work 3
Panasonic cf-53 impact resistant laptop
various diagnostic leads for forklifts
cambox diagnostic box(forklift)

Camera
Credit card machine
Knife
Magnifying loupe
Anti histamine tablets
Torch
Spare batteries
Hand cleaner
Bait box keys
Pens
Paying in book
Mini first aid kit
Business cards
Multi tool

Macbook Pro
Headphones
Fuji X100 Camera
Phone
Wallet
Lunch
House keys
Work Keys
Car Keys
Leatherman

Don’t have today, but also usually have

Notepad
Pen
Sharpie
External Hard Drive
Bag of assorted connector and charger cables
ipod