Yes, fascinating isn’t it.

The posh set-up in the back of those Bentleys on the footballer thread would be useless to me…

Where am I going to let my camelbak go mouldy?
Where’s the space for several different pairs of bike shoes and helmets?
What about my left climbing boot and what seems like hundreds of empty bottles?
Never mind all the little odds and sods, lights, parts dirty cycling kit. Or the bike.

I imagine there are a fair few clean freaks though…

First person to mention a blanket encasing a … – wins a years supply of bleach?

gaffa tape, rope, mail bag, Deadly Darcy

Jump leads
1Ltr of milk (unopened) god knows how long that’s been there
Climning gear
Deep Heat Spray, which is rattling round and doing my head in

Muddy Timberland boots
Maglite
Swiss army knife
Toilet roll
Down jacket
Rack for my surfboard
Envelope containing £50 for emergencies
First aid kit

A 1995 Orange p7 frame and fork.

Unspecified number of valve caps generally rolling around.

The the cubby thingy is the allow wheel key, some ratchet tie down straps, a smallish tool kit, a couple of small things that I don’t really know what they are for and probably some food that’s spilled out of a bag from a sainsbury’s run

Jump Leads
1L of water
Blanket
Toilet Roll
Coat
Map
Mobiwasher
…and probably some other stuff.

2 bags of cymbal stands. no room for anything else

Usually an old, blue dressing gown (for drying the dog) and a plastic sheet.

But I took em out to do this pic for STW.

The bikes have been taken out now.

Spare tyre and jack.
Some plastic sheeting
Hard hat
Yellow coat
PPE boots
Oil
Water
Dog utilities like poo bags, lead, ball and water bowl.
First aid kit
I think I might be sensible enough to have a torch in there too.

When I worked in a garage we would always play guess what’s in the boot.
You could always bank on a tartan rug,umbrella and a pair of shoes.
We had one once that was absolutely rammed full of porn.

Oil
Coolant
Screenwash
Foot pump
(yes I have some leaks…)
Decent jack (after the car fell off the rubbish one ford supplied with the wheel half off, that was fun)
Emergency Triangle
High Vis vest (legacy of a trip to France where they are apparently required by law)
Can of tyre weld
Assorted dirt

Edit: and an old sleeping bag.

A childs buggy, an old TV aerial and a half eaten power bar

3 bikes – one without a front wheel

a mig welder , 1 glove and a welding mask

apparently 1 marmot mitt (as i found out when i was looking for the other)

a hacksaw and some steel

an out rigger for a landrover

and a socket set

Tartan rug – check
First aid kit – check
Warning triangle – check
GB sign – check
Spare bulbs – check
Straps/bungies – check
Funnel (for screenwash) – check

Guess who likes to holiday in France?

rubber sheeting
anti baterial cleaner
leg & wrist restraints
ball gag
video camera

nothing other than what is OEM spec ie: wheel, jack etc.

no unnecessary weight to lug about

I dunno but its still alive….

Front boot has all the important stuff (spare wheel, jack, booster cables, rope, etc…)

Rear boot gets emptied and hoovered every Sunday after biking so currently nothing.

– Old sheets to keep everything else clean when lugging the (usually dirty) bike.
– oil
– tools
– clutch cable for a beetle (late 60’s I think)
– bike, helmet, shoes etc as I’m off for a ride after work

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All the OEM legal requirement bits (1st aid, triangle, etc.)
Plus 1set of snowchains (needed them in alps before, and not found enough round tuits to take them out).

snow chains and 2 matrass covers for wrapping bikes

A dirty sheet
A travel potty, liners & wet wipes
“Several” empty drinks cartons
A rolled up beach mat
A WTB Stout folding tyre
A PC keyboard and mouse
Some luggage straps
A central heating thermostat
A pair of ski socks
Snow socks for the car

+the stuff that should be there (tools/spare tyre/jack etc)

Two deckchairs and a foldable BBQ

some Booth’s bag for life things for shopping
One bag with winter clothes
pair of walking shoes & socks
One travel fly rod & reel which has never been used
water & bowl for the dog
half a set of golf clubs
track pump from Aldi broken after second use and I need to take it back before easter
umbrella

just the essentials really

Cheers for posting this Yeti. I’ve just delved below the:

3 pairs of muddy SPD shoes
An actual ppair of SPD pedals (?)
2 helmets
A bivi bag (?)
Assorted muddy gloves

and I’ve found my stray 661 elbow pad that i shall be needing to complete the pair for this evenings ride. Result! 😀

Not a thing

a chuffin great pushchair/ATV/tank type contraption, a bewildering assortment of hats jackets gloves and wellies.. a balance bike.. a 99p football and lots of crumbs

Hi vis jackets, trousers, safety boots and helmets, about 10 pairs of riggers gloves, a couple of very old bottles of water, a tarpaulin, mud, leaves and a few twigs.

Sheeting
Spare helmet
Spare gloves
Luminous jacket
Spare wheel and jack
Warning triangle

Old Bedsheet , Bike Rack , Oil , tubes , hiking Boots , Tyres .. !

Jump leads – never needed in 10 years
Screen wash – should take it out
One unopened letter- time in boot unknwon
Way better than usual as i cleaned it a few weeeks ago

rohypnol, rope, axe, chicken wire

aerobie
first aid kit
mud
de-icer
tyre-weld
bungees (the boot seems to be the bungee’s natural habitat..)
The cheapest oil I can find for my slowly but dependably oil breathing engine.

Dog cage
Oil
Coolant
Screenwash
Tyre pump
Piece of wood to stop dog cage sliding from side to side
Folding potty and bum wipes
Brush
Can of petrol

Six inches of water.

Dog sick.

Opened my (estate) boot on Sunday for the first time in weeks, no idea how long it had been there.

Dead prostitutes.
Jump leads.
Foot pump.
Socket wrench to fit wheel bolts.
Plastic sheets for when I take the bike somewhere.