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  • What's happened here?
  • alexandersupertramp
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    Can anybody explain the purple lines on the bruise on the side of my chest.
    I slipped forward on stairs with cat at feet and landed on the square top of banister.
    It’s about 4×4 inch in size
    Looks really weird.


    Rf by Alpine160, on Flickr


    Bb by Alpine160, on Flickr


    B by Alpine160, on Flickr

    yunki
    Free Member

    Alien abduction

    martinhutch
    Full Member

    I’m sure I can see Jesus’ face in the second pic. Call the Catholic Herald!

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    You have contracted cat AIDS. Sorry to have to break it to you like this.

    somafunk
    Full Member

    Looks more like Mohammad to me, and displaying an image of mohammad is frowned upon by sunni’s so i’d cover it up wi a big plaster and keep quiet otherwise you’ll be stoned…… then you’d have some decent bruising to worry about.

    Shibboleth
    Free Member

    It’s definitely a burning poppy…

    Three_Fish
    Free Member

    The last one says ‘we’. Somebody/something has definitely started to communicate with you. Await further falls and bruising to complete the message…

    grizedaleforest
    Full Member

    Looks like them Nazca lines (=proof of alien involvement)

    wwaswas
    Full Member

    have you been laying on it in bed/worn tight clothing.

    It’s where the bruising has been displaced by pressure.

    Same happened to me – it spread out along my belt line as well as getting those lines you have;

    martinhutch
    Full Member

    Nah, I’m seeing this:

    Definitely message from God time. God is telling you to look where you’re bloody going.

    LsD
    Free Member

    Are you sure that’s not a sticker???…….

    globalti
    Free Member

    This is the first nearly-successful murder of a human by a cat recorded this year.

    cranberry
    Free Member

    The most important question:

    Is the cat OK ?

    alexandersupertramp
    Free Member

    Martinhutch
    That’s weird , similar colours as my wrist.


    Watch by Alpine160, on Flickr

    Don’t remember wearing tight clothes but it could be.

    Unfortunately the cat survived. If he has not the wife wouldn’t believe it was an accident 🙂

    Is cat AIDS the good type or the bad?

    blurty
    Full Member

    I love this forum

    oldgit
    Free Member

    How old is the cat?

    hora
    Free Member

    The lines are from the aliens took turns spaffing into you sexually

    chewkw
    Free Member

    Have you been probed by aliens?

    😆

    p/s: normal bruising that …

    Northwind
    Full Member

    Anyone else thinking

    alexandersupertramp
    Free Member

    Cat is a 18 year old long haired Persian.
    He stinks, meows none stop and his hair gets everywhere 🙁
    He is the white one. Wife rescued them when she lived in Bahrain very dear to her but not me.


    Toby by Alpine160, on Flickr

    Cheezpleez
    Full Member

    Have you tried rolling in fox excrement?

    Cheezpleez
    Full Member

    Just curious

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