Totally random but STW is often the fount of all obscure knowledge…

Making a curry for tea, fresh bulb of garlic ready to go, peeled the first clove and it came out sort of orange and translucent, like some kind of small garlicky slug thing. Smells alright, and the cloves either side of it look perfectly normal, so what’s happened to this one? Never seen it like that before…

You’ve found The Golden Clove!!!

A lifetime’s worth of free garlic is on its way to you!

(Terms and Conditions apply.)

Mmmmmh, Waxy breakdown.

How does it taste?

It’s called a Donald,
Orange, loved by some and hated by others.

Didn’t chop it or cook it.

It’s just sat there, looking at me funny…

Where do you think orange fruit gums come from?

http://www.rgbstock.com/photo/mtLIN7Y/Fruit+Gums

It’s a nugget of the purest alliuminium…

Bought smoked garlick by mistake?.

Nope, not smoked. And literally just a single clove, those either side were normal (and very tasty in my chicken karahi, I hasten to add)

The Trump hairpiece resemblance is striking.

Waxy ear fungus type thing

Perchy. Soo purb. Just brilliant. I am actually wearing a hat at the moment and shall now doff said item.

We are in the presence of genius.

It is actually waxy breakdown by the way.

Waxy breakdown

Well I’ve learned something new today. I’d wondered about these cloves, too