If I won that sort of cash I’d have to have a bit of fun at work before I lead the hedonistic life style.
I’ve always said I would continue to go to work as normal but do absolutely nothing, put my feet up on the desk surf the internet trying to trigger every alert possible to wind up the IT dep, followed by long lunches and getting absolutely pished yet still doing the bear minimum.
I’m so intrigued at how long I could drag it out for especially as I work for local government.
When they do finally have enough evidence / I get bored etc I’d rock up in my supercar, most probably a pagani zonda, and sit in the car park outside the chief exec offices revving it loudly.
I’d then go into the office, curl out a huge turd on the bosses desk put up one of my “illegal dumping” signs and casually stroll out to a life of kitesurfing and mountain biking.
Works for me.
