What would you like for xmas?

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  • What would you like for xmas?
  • johnx2
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    A sex doll robot that does housework

    Nope. When they invent this that’s me out on my ear.

    Premier Icon bikebouy
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    No **** plastic tat from China, fank-u-very-muchly.

    trumpton
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    I do not need anything, except for Guinness or for the US government to confirm aliens exist and they have ufo’s stored.

    johnx2
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    A sex doll robot that does housework.

    The moment they invent this is the moment I’m out on my ear

    ton
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    a life changing experience.

    toby1
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    For the FiL not to have to be in and out of hospital like he was last Christmas, he has bladder cancer so when he was out he was reasonably ok, just passing quite a bit of blood. He has 3 daughters one of whom is my wife, it was quite an emotional time. He does seem to be doing ok this year though, so fingers crossed.

    That and for all the politics of the world to settle down a bit (UK/US, Hong Kong, Bolivia, rise of far right parties across too much of the EU, etc etc) however I know Santa is magic, but I do somewhat doubt he is THAT magic!

    Personally I think my wife has bought me an excessive new ski coat, I like it, I think it’s an excessive present though. Aside from that all I want is a gooseneck kettle (hob top one) that’s about £30 and far more sensible. I used to want loads of books CDs and DVDs, but these days I’m so over physical media!

    tomparkin
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    Keeping my fingers crossed for a bottle of scotch and a 9 speed wide range cassette.

    hooja
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    I would like that nicolai Helios, or maybe the ritchey p-29er in the classifieds please… I’ll probably more likely just get a woolly hat though

    Mrs M has bought me some new Lake 304’s.😁

    Santa can sought out the whole Brexit debacle with us staying in and Europe rising to meet the challenge by modernising their crazy inefficiencies, bullying and preparing for the impending global climate apocalypse.

    Premier Icon Northwind
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    Since i have enough income to buy most things I want, and not enough to buy a house, I’m probably a nightmare to get gifts for now. Kind of want the lego pistebasher though 🙂

    Premier Icon edhornby
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    grappa
    vinyl
    Uniqlo jeans
    new guitar strap

    Premier Icon feed
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    One of them lovely Wolf Tooth EnCase tools as per the other day

    Wolf Tooth EnCase | Carry Your Tools In Your Handlebars

    and to avoid disappointment I ordered it for myself yesterday 🙂

    Sorted

    Houns
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    C&H

    Failing that a nice woodland skills course of some sort

    What I’ll actually get is some pants, socks, Lynx, chocolate and a bit of money. Could be worse

    andy8442
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    Corbin in No 10, and Trump in jail, and a white xmas. Must be gone for the 26th as I’m back at work.

    andy8442
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    Corbyn! I typed bloody Corbyn.

    mjsmke
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    More time and energy to ride more.

    fatoldgit
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    For 2nd January to arrive ASAP

    Premier Icon DezB
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    I think a robot has taken over johnx2’s account

    Premier Icon AlexSimon
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    To not have to go to the inlaws.

    wordnumb
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    A couple of weeks off and not too much rain.

    Premier Icon MoreCashThanDash
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    Tools, book tokens, tickets to a Banff Mountain Film Festival show somewhere.

    Above all, no pointless crap. Donate to a charity rather than get me something I don’t want or need.

    n+1 from these folks:

    Home

    Maybe some others on here would like one too?

    Merry Xmas all,

    APF

    chewkw
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    What would you like for xmas?

    Microsoft Surface Pro …

    johnx2
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    I think a robot has taken over johnx2’s account

    Indeed

    Premier Icon gnusmas
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    In reality, a better Xmas than last year would do me.

    A total lack of 18th century respiratory infections would be nice.

    Bunnyhop
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    Dear Father Christmas,

    I’ve been a very good gurl and wud like a pen.
    One wot rites with proper ink.

    Luv bunyhop

    aged (over 21 with lots of noughts added on).
    x

    Premier Icon aide
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    As a Christmas present to myself i have just taken whatya….‘s PSA and bought a pair of 5-10’s cheap

    fossy
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    On-one enduro helmet from my daughter, and a tool wrap from the MIL (although I’ve had to go any buy and pay for it).

    Guy Fawkes to come back & finish the job.

    Premier Icon senor j
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    What somafunk,kryton,Drac & Alexsimon want.

    Was going to buy a new kiteboard but Mrs Squad has aced it and got me a spanking new one for Christmas.
    I’ll probably get a s!@t load of chocolate as per, but hey…. It’s not like I’m on a diet.

    Normally I haven’t a clue but this year I’d quite like the Lego Defender.

    Premier Icon LAT
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    A sex doll robot that does housework.

    is that a gift for yourself or your partner? Or both? It could have interchangeable parts and you could share it (or not depending on your approach to these things). You’d need to be sure that keeping it clean was considered housework.

    Two chicks at once

    benv
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    is that a gift for yourself or your partner?

    Partner. Will free up her time allowing dreams to be pursued.

    Premier Icon Ambrose
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    My family close by.

    And hips that allow me to move without pain.

    but mostly, my family close by

    cannyj
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    Nothing at all! Last few years I’ve menaged to convince the family to donate to Shelter, even my 14 yr old lad, that made me feel good! I have enough stuff, I think we all need to buy less stuff at xmas

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