- What would you like for xmas?
A sex doll robot that does housework
Nope. When they invent this that’s me out on my ear.Posted 8 months ago
No **** plastic tat from China, fank-u-very-muchly.Posted 8 months ago
I do not need anything, except for Guinness or for the US government to confirm aliens exist and they have ufo’s stored.Posted 8 months ago
A sex doll robot that does housework.
The moment they invent this is the moment I’m out on my earPosted 8 months ago
a life changing experience.Posted 8 months ago
For the FiL not to have to be in and out of hospital like he was last Christmas, he has bladder cancer so when he was out he was reasonably ok, just passing quite a bit of blood. He has 3 daughters one of whom is my wife, it was quite an emotional time. He does seem to be doing ok this year though, so fingers crossed.
That and for all the politics of the world to settle down a bit (UK/US, Hong Kong, Bolivia, rise of far right parties across too much of the EU, etc etc) however I know Santa is magic, but I do somewhat doubt he is THAT magic!
Personally I think my wife has bought me an excessive new ski coat, I like it, I think it’s an excessive present though. Aside from that all I want is a gooseneck kettle (hob top one) that’s about £30 and far more sensible. I used to want loads of books CDs and DVDs, but these days I’m so over physical media!Posted 8 months ago
Keeping my fingers crossed for a bottle of scotch and a 9 speed wide range cassette.Posted 8 months ago
I would like that nicolai Helios, or maybe the ritchey p-29er in the classifieds please… I’ll probably more likely just get a woolly hat thoughPosted 8 months ago
Mrs M has bought me some new Lake 304’s.😁
Santa can sought out the whole Brexit debacle with us staying in and Europe rising to meet the challenge by modernising their crazy inefficiencies, bullying and preparing for the impending global climate apocalypse.Posted 8 months ago
Since i have enough income to buy most things I want, and not enough to buy a house, I’m probably a nightmare to get gifts for now. Kind of want the lego pistebasher though 🙂Posted 8 months ago
grappaPosted 8 months ago
new guitar strap
One of them lovely Wolf Tooth EnCase tools as per the other day
and to avoid disappointment I ordered it for myself yesterday 🙂
SortedPosted 8 months ago
Failing that a nice woodland skills course of some sort
What I’ll actually get is some pants, socks, Lynx, chocolate and a bit of money. Could be worsePosted 8 months ago
Corbin in No 10, and Trump in jail, and a white xmas. Must be gone for the 26th as I’m back at work.Posted 8 months ago
Corbyn! I typed bloody Corbyn.Posted 8 months ago
More time and energy to ride more.Posted 8 months ago
For 2nd January to arrive ASAPPosted 8 months ago
I think a robot has taken over johnx2’s accountPosted 8 months ago
To not have to go to the inlaws.Posted 8 months ago
A couple of weeks off and not too much rain.Posted 8 months ago
Tools, book tokens, tickets to a Banff Mountain Film Festival show somewhere.
Above all, no pointless crap. Donate to a charity rather than get me something I don’t want or need.Posted 8 months ago
n+1 from these folks:
Maybe some others on here would like one too?
Merry Xmas all,
APFPosted 8 months ago
What would you like for xmas?
Microsoft Surface Pro …Posted 8 months ago
I think a robot has taken over johnx2’s account
IndeedPosted 8 months ago
In reality, a better Xmas than last year would do me.Posted 8 months ago
A total lack of 18th century respiratory infections would be nice.Posted 8 months ago
Dear Father Christmas,
I’ve been a very good gurl and wud like a pen.
One wot rites with proper ink.
aged (over 21 with lots of noughts added on).Posted 8 months ago
As a Christmas present to myself i have just taken whatya….‘s PSA and bought a pair of 5-10’s cheapPosted 8 months ago
On-one enduro helmet from my daughter, and a tool wrap from the MIL (although I’ve had to go any buy and pay for it).Posted 8 months ago
Guy Fawkes to come back & finish the job.Posted 8 months ago
What somafunk,kryton,Drac & Alexsimon want.Posted 8 months ago
Was going to buy a new kiteboard but Mrs Squad has aced it and got me a spanking new one for Christmas.Posted 8 months ago
I’ll probably get a s!@t load of chocolate as per, but hey…. It’s not like I’m on a diet.
Bunnyhop, penporn here for you;
’51 FTW!Posted 8 months ago
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Normally I haven’t a clue but this year I’d quite like the Lego Defender.Posted 8 months ago
A sex doll robot that does housework.
is that a gift for yourself or your partner? Or both? It could have interchangeable parts and you could share it (or not depending on your approach to these things). You’d need to be sure that keeping it clean was considered housework.Posted 8 months ago
Two chicks at oncePosted 8 months ago
is that a gift for yourself or your partner?
Partner. Will free up her time allowing dreams to be pursued.Posted 8 months ago
My family close by.
And hips that allow me to move without pain.
but mostly, my family close byPosted 8 months ago
Nothing at all! Last few years I’ve menaged to convince the family to donate to Shelter, even my 14 yr old lad, that made me feel good! I have enough stuff, I think we all need to buy less stuff at xmasPosted 8 months ago
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