What would YOU do for £1 000 000? (that you wouldn’t do for nothing I mean)
In all seriousness, pretty much anything. But I don’t really need the million, so I’m not sure I’d be bothered.
And for heaven’s sake, squeamishness aside, it simply cannot be that much hassle to administer oral sex to another man. Afterall, you know how you like it…
😉Posted 9 years agoSpamfMember
Man: “Would you sleep with me for ten million pounds?”Posted 9 years ago
Women:”Erm, yes, I think I would, but you haven’t got ten million.”
Man: “No. Would you sleep with me for £10?”
Women: “Certainly not! What sort of girl do you think I am?”
Man: “I thought we had already established that. Now we’re just haggling over the price!”zaskarMember
My last day at my old job and this cute little blonde tells me for $1million she’d eat my $h*t and walk around naked in my house for life and have $ex etc anytime I want.
Personally I thought that was gross and low of her and bit gross.
I still did the lotto on the way home for the latter part of the deal…
Hora I’m going to win the lotto today whats your number? I’ll make millions selling the Blue ray!Posted 9 years agomudsharkMember
Jail? Depends on whether it’s one of those tough ones in the films where they pump iron in the courtyard and attack each other with weapons cunningly fashioned out of everyday objects.
The thing is though, if I got into my 80s and had a million I’d gladly give it for another year aged 30 odd so perhaps I wouldn’t want to waste a year in jail but maybe if I needed the cash?Posted 9 years ago
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