Dig a new pothole the same width as the others were, but 10 feet deep. Hopefully she’ll fall in and drown herself to death. Finally, use any left over material to fill the hole back in. Then kill her pets and burn her house down if you’re still angry.
Or set fire to Elfnsafety and make me feel pleasantly contented over Christmas.
Or creep around into her back garden and smash her back door in, pouring white dulux all over the walls as punishment.
Or just put it down to experience, not fussed which to be honest.