What would Nicholas Witchell have to do to get your respect ?

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  • Premier Icon thepurist
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    Escape from his high security cell in the holding compound then unmask the lizard overlord body double live on tv.

    Edit : then the goat of course.

    DrJ
    Member

    Newsreader? it`s only reading out loud so why do they get paid so much ?

    Like being a DJ. How hard is it to put on some gramophone records, for christ’s sake?

    Retire irritating man, no idea what he’s done but never the less another BBC pain in the arse presenter.

    I am still contemplating my own question, I will be avoiding the 6pm news tonight and hope Channel 4 will be less accommodating.

    For those on Nicholas watch enjoy !

    Next time you see him announcing real news it’s a 50/50 chance he’ll be telling you you’re about to have an extra day off work. 🙂

    bigbadbob
    Member

    It would have been so funny if the BBC were on strike and missed the whole thing. We may have got some peace then.

    mrmoofo
    Member

    Punch Kate Burley for being even more banal than him ….

    konabunny
    Member

    It would have been so funny if the BBC were on strike and missed the whole thing. We may have got some peace then.

    Was the United Off Switch (Televisions, Radios and Computers) Repairmen’s Union on strike?

    nick1962
    Member

    Self immolation
    For those of a nervous disposition I suggest you don’t google an image
    Happy now mods?

    Cover (with aplomb) God Save the Queen by the Sex Pistols

    nessy
    Member

    Ride off into the sunset on an Albino donkey with Kay Burley and Micheal Gove in each saddlebag :mrgreen:

    Houns
    Member

    He’d never ever get any respect from me, not after I saw him wearing uggs

    Seppuku,preferably live on tv.

    Whoops,double.

    Heard him on Radio 4 this morning so I suspect he will be back on our screens again tonight. It’s a good time to resurrect this thread.

    CountZero
    Member

    Heard him on Radio 4 this morning so I suspect he will be back on our screens again tonight. It’s a good time to resurrect this thread.

    Not on mine, he won’t.

    loddrik
    Member

    Nail Kate Middleton and get caught out by a grainy full page tabloid exclusive cover photo snorting lines off her naked arse in a hotel room.

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