We (Mrs BigJohn & I) were in our new 1st flat in Bradford. Julius K Scragg, DJ on Pennine Radio (235 MW) broke the news as we were getting a door-to-door enquiry as the Yorkshire Ripper had just killed his 2nd victim in our road. Not just his 2nd victim, his 2nd in our road.
Young PC was admiring our two dope plants proudly on show in our front full-length window. “I’m a keen gardener but I don’t recognise those ferns”.
We have an unreconstructed punk in our local pub. He’s a bin-man (natch, as they say) with one of the best Mohicans (Mohawks?) I’ve ever seen and regularly wears a T-shirt emblazoning the headline “Elvis dies, age 42 – he was a fat c…”.
You can guess the rest.