My first was a tiny thing called the Red Pippin (no idea on the manufacturer) that I had from two up to the age of four. I then had a rad neon green BMX with green plastic wheels and bright green tyres. Might have been called the Invader or something?
I then got my first MTB – an Emmelle Leopard that was so heavy I’m convinced it was made of pig iron. It already had a shocking multicolour neon paintjob, but I obviously decided it wasn’t garish enough as I added an aero wheel cover that was black with bright yellow lightning all over it. Just looking at it while stationary was enough to induce nausea – God knows what that disc looked like while it was spinning.
But I guess my first ‘proper’ bike was a fully rigid Carrera B52. It was made of huuuge oversized aluminium (scratch that – it was aerospace aluminium) tubing and had toe clips and weird rubber-coated bars with integrated barends. I still have it holed away in my parents’ garage. I actually spruced it up (and replaced those godawful bars with a cheap EA30 riser) and took it for a ride last summer. Not anywhere near as light as I remember it being (it’s amazing how much lighter bikes have got in the past 15 years), but it was actually lot of fun. It felt very, very fast – particularly when trying to slow down with V-brakes… 😀