It’s the family dog until it’s sick or needs walking, then it’s my dog
Under no circumstances is it acceptable to ‘Nurf The Murf’ (Our lab is called Murf) – extenuending circumstances such as a) being drunk b) being mid battle with a 15 year old and c) only hitting the dog because the cat moved quickly are in no way acceptable either.
No MTB clothes allowed directly in the washing machine between October And May. First they must be hand washed in the bucket of doom before further a final QA check.
Farting in bed OR stealing the duvet. One or the other. Never both in the same evening.
Children have to empty the dishwasher and listen to the SAME STORY about how lucky / lazy / ungrateful they are if they utter a SINGLE WORD of complaint.
And the diary thing. All of that 😉