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  • What to buy an office full of women?
  • samuri
    Free Member

    Buy ’em all a pair of slinky knickers.

    Obviously some of the ladies will take offence and report you.
    Others will have a laugh and stick then on their head or just throw them away.
    None of these ladies interest you…

    The last 2% will wear said knickers and hijack you in the toilets. That will be the best investment you make.

    totalshell
    Full Member

    agree with samuri. worked in large supermarket. gave 4 ladies same ‘personal’ gift at xmas for been really supportive during the year and two came back with offers i could nt refuse one thanked and said she would but didnt dare and 4th never said a word. frankly i was more intrigued by what the 4th did with hers!

    ell_tell
    Free Member

    Penis shaped straws?

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    bwaarp
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    Buy ’em all a pair of slinky knickers.

    Obviously some of the ladies will take offence and report you.
    Others will have a laugh and stick then on their head or just throw them away.
    None of these ladies interest you…

    The last 2% will wear said knickers and hijack you in the toilets. That will be the best investment you make.

    Yeah **** that for a game of soldiers….if I did something along those lines one of them would turn out to be a psychotic feminist that is friends with a lawyer.

    BobaFatt
    Free Member

    in all seriousness, chocolate, lots of it, if it’s like my office the ones on diets will refuse then hoover it like it’s cocaine

    oliverd1981
    Free Member

    Really unflattering baggy t shirts.

    timc
    Free Member

    john_drummer – Member
    sorry to rain on everybody’s parade but…

    let me get this straight

    1) there’s a PR company;
    2) your company pays the PR company to do PR stuff

    <deep pockets, short arms>
    why on earth do you need to give the PR company’s employees chocolate/cake/something else? Isn’t the fact that they’re getting paid for an honest day’s work enough?

    </deep pockets, short arms>

    No harm in showing appreciation for peoples efforts, you usually benefit from it in the long run!

    timc
    Free Member

    wrecker – Member
    why on earth do you need to give the PR company’s employees chocolate/cake/something else?

    something’s telling me timc has a penis. Next.

    Indeed, but that wasn’t the motivation, I know you don’t believe me

    timc
    Free Member

    don simon – Member
    1) there’s a PR company;
    2) your company pays the PR company to do PR stuff

    I fear you’re missing the point.
    a) timc- BMW driving music industry executive on a mission.
    b) Office full of PR totty.
    Chocolates should do the trick and don’t forget your best shiney suit.

    You missed out ‘Orange 5 rider’

    There was no mission, again, you wont believe me

    timc
    Free Member

    john_drummer – Member

    something’s telling me timc has a penis. Next.
    thought it might be something like that. but I still don’t get it. must be a Lahndan thing

    No its a “I’m not miserable/tight/ungrateful thing ” 😯

    McHamish
    Free Member

    Buy them these cookies…

    And wear this t-shirt…

    timc
    Free Member

    calling fat women pretty is so Cliché

    McHamish
    Free Member

    Couldn’t find a ‘fat women’ t-shirt.

    bikebouy
    Free Member

    Stingy git, get them all one of these each..

    argoose
    Free Member

    get yourself a Borat style mankini

    therag
    Free Member

    Batteries

    compositepro
    Free Member

    elleste duet preferably the large 2mg tablets

    qwerty
    Free Member

    Sybian.

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