Wish they could get the hang of growing bones back.. Then I could maybe get rid of all the metalwork in my legs!
Still reckon it’ll happen in my lifetime..

Technology that does what you actually want it to do – rather than doing what you’ve inadvertently told it to do….

A way to dispose of nuclear waste without burying it in the lake district.

The way to grow back teeth. Shirley this must be out there somewhere locked away in some Pharmacuticals conglomerates cellar/lab..
That’d save us going to the dentist to get them filled.

the antidote to pop culture..

and a device that puts on my makeup for me.

Didn’t Homer Simpson invent the make-up gun, as I remember “For the woman that only has .25 of a second to get ready”

A way to dispose of nuclear waste without burying it in the lake district.

They have – they’re planning on burying it a long way UNDER the lake district

Air additives that show up farts as a colour like the stuff in swimming pools for urine.

I’m sure a lot of people would be exposed as hypocrites leaving the rest of us normal folk to fart and be proud rather than denying our true identities.

An A1 sized digital drawing board, it should have the same low reflection of a kindle, the colour and response time of a regular top end monitor and a 300 dpi resolution. If it customisable textures that would be nifty too so you could swap between the feel of cartridge paper and draughting film.

29.5ers.

surly krampus 29+ 😀

Truly interactive/virtual reality 3D TV—imagine what it would for the porn film industry DVD sales.

Cars that photosynthesize

Pain free dentistry.