I feel like shopping. What do you suggest I buy?

A lovely big present, for me. I’m 50 next tuesday, all socks, cardigans and the occasional high end American hard tail frame will be given a good home.

Im entering my final year of my twenties on monday please buy me alcohol or drugs to soften the blow.

Happy birthday for tuesday Mitch.

Brown sauce and barm cakes (see other threads)

Alcohol or drugs? I’ll send you some of my sanatogen…

If you want to blow it all in one go, try a Howies beany hat or pair of undercrackers

(see other threads)

😕

hp – I thought the price of their trollies was a misprint. Jesus, what are they lined with, unicorn hair?

I would like my first car either a mini or a fiesta please.

£40!

Holy cow.

I’d rather have some clear lenses for my Oakleys.

A duck billed platypus.

Something Sensible? Wear it and change your name to deathgrips?

take me out on the lash, we’ll stalk emo girls only just old enough to be our daughters then get barred from every drinkery in town due to an incident with a spiral staircase that may or may not make national headlines?

Lol@nutt.

Sounds great! See you outside the Capitol Centre at 7, I’ll be on the blue Kona Dew.

I Like MrNutt’s style – Can that be my Birthday party 🙂

+1 for platypus…. or a nahwal

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take me out on the lash, we’ll stalk emo girls only just old enough to be our daughters then get barred from every drinkery in town due to an incident with a spiral staircase that may or may not make national headlines?

That is way too close to the truth for me! Every few weeks a fellow contractor & I end up in a place called Chords in Poole at about 2am absolutely hammered. Last time he was a psychiatrist & I was Jordan’s plastic surgeon. Everyone welcome to join us, you will be my besht mate ehver etc.

Why not give some to charity as opposed to buying some tat you probably don’t need?

get yourself some clear lenses for your oakleys, amazing clarity in the dark! an absolute must if you own oakleys already, and if not buy some of them as well!

I normally go without if it’s dark but this summer I had a lot of fly/eye interaction in the evenings.