What product for the wet look…

…like this all day?

Wet look, smartly parted hair?

Give your girlfriend her skinny jeans back….

Have you seen Something About Mary?

Lard

diesel works well

Just use the chain wax at the same time you swap it over.

Carry a water bottle and apply contents to hair at intervals throughout the day. Nothing is more wet look than something that is wet!

You’d never pull the look off anyhow fatty.

😀

Gushes at pic of Jay Hutton.

My wife says I look a bit like hime, ‘cept bigger nose. Personally I think thats wishful thinking

*checks mirror*

Swarfega

So that Specsavers voucher you had off me wasn’t for you then?

Brylcreem?

Glossy but not wet-look. Smells amazing too….

american crew

Brill cream …but I’m a Dapper Dan man myself.

Finish Line Green, obviously.

And you look like nothing like that fella. Maybe the hair colour at best. And that you’re male…

Grease for component parts.

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separated at birth?

but I’m a Dapper Dan man myself.

We’re in a tight spot!

I like the smell of my hair treatment; the pleasing odour is half the point.

Brylcreem in the red tub…

Everything your hair touches will be left with a greasy stain, but you’ll look well cool…

You’ll be sporting a Shoredich Samurai ponytail next 😆

Krypton in 4 weeks, just after the hair extensions have bonded…

The red brycreem is too heavy for my hair – which is fine but I have lots of it. A er, few years ago I used the black one which was a lighter gel.

Never used pomade – it appear that there’s lot of variety to choose from, where to start!?

@teasel – you just haven’t seen my new beard have you.

You can get Dax in boots which is OK.

Kryton.

I’ve got a lot of very think curly hair. The Suavecito tames and controls my hair all day long. A tiny bit of water and you can restyle when required.

I can’t believe I’ve just watched a 20 minute video about how to choose the correct pomade…

#midlifecrisis?

Dax tis a pain to wash out though!

You’ll be sporting a Shoredich Samurai ponytail next

Some muscle bound twonk at work is growing one of these, although you can call it “samurai” all you want, it’s a ponytail and they’re only for **** that call a Vauxhall Tigra a sports car

coconut oil

Black and White Original Hair Pomade, if it was good enough for Elvis you should be ok.