I know some people wear hats today but they are generally dicks.
Sweeping generalisation there, n’est pas? 🙄
yunki – Member
I’m not buying any of this ‘oh my hat’s jolly practical’ guff.. you wear a hat because you believe that it makes you look dapper..
fact bollocks
I’ve worn hats for years, used to be baseball hats, now six-panel duckbill cloth caps, because they stop the top of my head getting sunburned, keep the rain off my glasses, and shade my eyes when it’s sunny. I have two Tilly hats as well, a wax-cotton one for when it’s pissing down, and a Canadian Winter one, for when it’s cold and snowy, because it has ear-and-forehead flaps to keep those bits warm. I also wear various beanies when it’s cold, because I hate having cold ears.
I’ve got a lovely felt fedora as well, and I’ve just ordered a Russian Federal Army officers Ushanka, those typical Russian wool/furry hats with the ear flaps, which I think will be very welcome, very soon.
The only time anyone wears a hat to look ‘dapper’, is when they wear a topper with a morning suit for the races or a swanky wedding.
Anyone who imagines otherwise is a dick.