Just F’kin Do It
KISS
Easier to ask forgivness than permission. (learnt this to be true FAR too late in life)
You’re only as good as your last gig.

…most importantly…

Treat others as you would have them treat you.
But also its opposite –
Treat others as they have treated you. With interest…

Klunk – Member
crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

Had to wipe red wine from my screen. 😆

speed is your friend

I have oft been heard muttering this mantra on particularly gnarly downhill sections

“speed is my friend, speed is my friend, speed is my friend, speed is my friend, speed is my friend, speed is my friend, speed is my friend, speed is my friend, speed is my friend, speed is my f……” *jiggle, jiggle, smack, bleed* “…….aaaaaauuuuuuckkkkk, bollox!” 🙄

“My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!”

Had to wipe red wine from my screen.

White wine in my case!

My two are:
Trust your instincts! And….
The truth will always prevail.

They’ve worked for me so far 😀

Fortune favours the brave. Normally followed by a very, very stupid action.

Shit happens when you party naked!

Oh and ‘My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.’

Let life find me wanting

Do unto others, then split

Desperation makes fools of us all.

Shit or get off the pan

Honesty is the best policy

Be nice

“Mr Grenade is not my friend”

Nothing half arsed, it’s full arsed or nothing!

It’s better to beg forgiveness than ask permission.

Work to live, never the other way around.

Don’t Panic

I am not fookin Google

Screw you guys, I’m going home

Not tonight, your not on the list

Show me responsibility and I’ll show you a clean pair of heels.

Screamed as us by a drill instructor who with hind sight was/is a complete nutter.

Cant means wont, Wont means to go to jail.

Lead, Follow, Or get the **** out the way!

Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.

Fac Et Spera

“The Hills Are Your Friend”

I’m adding..

“When life hands you lemons, just say “**** the lemons” and bail.”

My old nan used to say “it’ll come out in the wash”.
Meaning the bad days will go away and you can enjoy yourself once more.

I’m happy with that 😀

That’s it man, game over man, game over! What the **** are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?

I quite like: Let’s get naked and play the bongos…

My old man once said “don’t start a fight son, but if you are in one finish it!” he could be quite scary at times…