Ok, since I posted this thread I went to my local Next clothes store.
Mmmm; the look on the foetal shop assistant would suggest you can't polish a turd.
I used to snigger at Greenwoods man's shop but I now see their point. Suit you sir?
I have concluded that to be vaguely smart yet casual you have to be insect thin and have 20" long feet that taper to a blunted point. I am a balding 39 year old with a waist that seems to magically hover between 32" & 36".
However, I have discovered a genius item of clothing – a jumper with a smart shirt collar built in. This with a pair of suit trouser looks alright to me, and I suppose the suit jacket will fit over the top. Digging the Partridge look baby.
Thanks to all 😉