Hi All,

I feel really old asking this question, but what the hell is ‘Grime’ music?

Yes, I’m an ageing rocker who listens to rock radio stations and has stepped out of the mainstream music stations.

Ta

Floss

Here you go:

You need some cillit bang

Is that you at 1:38 Flossie?

Think of it as British rap.

I love this guy’s stuff. One of Wiley’s krew I believe. I’m well too old for it though, me.

And Flowdan

It’s pretty big in Huddersfield aswell

It’s a british version of rap, which in turn is a shit version of hip hop.

Grime is soooooo last Tuesday.

It’s all about Drill now, innit bruv?

It’s a sub-division of “Some Bloke Droning On About Something Or Other” music.

Only, done really fast.

Well its not on any Top Gear driving anthem compilations.

Just make sure you don’t confuse Grime (quite often hook based) with Road Rap, it’s an easy faux pas to make when discussing hi fi systems, prog rock and when music was better.

I really like this

Tongue and Groove is what the kids are all listening to 😉

My Uzi!

It’s actually a sort of modern YTS scheme started by Iain Duncan Smith to try and reduce benefits payments to the yoot of saaaaaaaaaaaaaahf laaaaaandan

<span style=”font-size: 12.8px;”>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7mq-doPl60</span&gt;

I’m in to skiffle ‘n bass nowadays. Yafeelme, yeah?

Me woman jus ask me turn fi heatin down a lickle bit.

Me say, Man not hot!

Truss.

So it’s rapping then? I’ll stick with Ugly Duckling, B. Dolan and Phil Most Chill.

Truss?

Mmmmm.  You wouldn’t want any further swelling at those temperatures.

So it’s rapping then?

Not really. It’s grime. The language is different, the accents are different and the production is different.

Thing most in common with rap is that there are bad ones and good ones – ie. ones you’ll like and ones you wont.

I’ve had a liten to some drill, but I didn’t like the production on the stuff I heard – it is a lot closer to rap with British accents. Might have to try some more.

My Uzi

wtf is that supposed to be referencing? Go back to your Dire Straits albums eh.

The average age on this site is 60,perfect place for the question huh:)

Nah, not really to my taste, me being a working class white boy from North Wiltshire!
I’ll stick with Kate Tempest and NWA, ta.

It appears to be some kind ofosub gener that just sounds like absolute shite..

Easy. Don’t listen to it then.

I don’t listen to Dire Straits, either…

It’s a british version of rap, which in turn is a shit version of hip hop.

Show me a good hip hopper and I’ll show you a good rapper 😉

Although it’s interesting that you seem to be contemptable of a bunch of guys who are quite skilled at, you know, playing actual musical instruments…

It appears to be some kind ofosub gener that just sounds like absolute shite..

😀 go on Andybraaaaad!

Gibberish Recital Irritating My Ears .

Innit.

Although it’s interesting that you seem to be contemptable of a bunch of guys who are quite skilled at, you know, playing actual musical instruments…

So you like all genres of music played by skilled musicians? God, how boring.

Oh, do I?

here we go!!!

So it’s a form of rap performed by British southerners putting on dodgy accents. For the first time I’m actually glad I’m aging

Grime was actually started as music for mobile phone speakers. Listen to it on some decent speakers and it really is a bit much.

Likewise, real musicians who play instruments need to be listened to on a decent sound system, preferably in a room with good acoustics (i.e. a chill out room designed for listening to music). Otherwise you miss all of the nuances.

Mr Woppit did you mean Uzi Lover. (Probably NSFW)

https://youtu.be/1sxZ4tsp8gc

I find the affected accents and vocal delivery even more tortuous than British prog.

That takes some doing.

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Chris Morris’s Ice Cube tribute/parody from over 20 years ago? It was bloody funny, but on a thread about grime. Yeah, brilliant.

Grime was actually started as music for mobile phone speakers.

Never a truer word…

For the full effect you need to listen to it on the top deck of the159 between Brixton and Streatham Hill, played on a phone speaker.

Happy days.