An Eagle on vermin patrol around our outside office….

You’re in the middle of nowhere, why not just wazz into the bracken / heather in the many layby’s instead of going to the effort of doing it in a bottle then chucking it?

1) People are strange.

2) Also, you’re in the middle of nowhere and you find a bottle by the side of the road. Why (and how?!?) would you investigate it closely enough to know if the contents were urine rather than cloudy lemonade?

3) See point 1)

The fact that I live in a small city in China (8 million people) with a small river running through it (Yangtze) with several bridges connecting both sides of the city, and of which I discovered today whilst on my bike, that non of them allows bikes to be ridden across.

The mess when I opened the airing cupboard door this morning, after hearing a loud bang…

Seemingly the entire contents of the heating system have been expelled under great pressure through the relief valve on the boiler…I did actually say WTF!!!

The wife’s reply was FFS!!!

The kids were told to leave the scene.

Woke up this morning dreaming of burnt toast. As I came to I realized it was the smell of skunk wafting through the house (the animal, not the recreational substance). One got run over near the house and the a/c had been dragging the smell around the house for a few hours before we woke.

One of our cats had obviously been investigating, as he stinks too. Will have to wash him in tomato juice (for the second time this summer).

On the way to the gym I saw two more within a few miles. At 35mph, approaching the skunk in the road, I could smell it from 50ft away.

The house still stinks and I work from home. Yay!

GrahamS – Member

2) Also, you’re in the middle of nowhere and you find a bottle by the side of the road. Why (and how?!?) would you investigate it closely enough to know if the contents were urine rather than cloudy lemonade?

In fairness I didn’t investigate beyond noticing it was an orange tango bottle, filled with something that definitely wasn’t orange tango![/Gillian Mckeith]

I just opened my compost bin, that’s a lot o’ slugs…

Wtf at how much food loddrick throws away.

Wtf at how much food loddrick throws away.

Innit? I never chuck my slugs away!

My WTF moment today consisted of 3 trips to an office 20mins bike ride away to sign some documents, quite why they weren’t altogether at the same time is really quite beyond me.. 😛

The “24 hours left” thread.

WTF! Big orange slugs in Loddrick’s photo above…

The running club I’m a member of does handicap races where we’re all set off separately and run the route with the intention that we finish at roughly the same time. On one of these runs there was a “thing”. As most of us were running on our own at the time no-one was quite sure whether the others had seen it or whether we were just imagining it. Some debate on facebook followed with no-one quite wanting to reveal what the thing was until it was confirmed.

I still have no idea how a giant rubber cock found its way onto that stretch of pavement, and on reflection I’m not sure I want to know.

Love locks appearing on a bridge in Worcester!

MoreCashThanDash – Member

The negativity on the thread I put up last night about the Donnington Cycle Night….

The fact that someone can’t accept that others might not find their source of enjoyment very thrilling – and is still upset about it 12hrs later….

😉

My father law take a big carrier bag of bottles to the recycling on my fixie. As he rode off I shouted “be careful and don’t forget the pedals don’t stop!”

He returned half an hour later with his jeans ripped and a bruised toe. Said he struggled to get off it!

I saw something listed as being in stock so I ordered it and was sent an email saying it was out of stock.

WTF?

Cancelled the order and bought it elsewhere for a tenner less.

I passed a house today with the name “Wenard 69”

Took me a while

I know it is some kind of sport for the uneducated to chuck empty bottles and cans from moving vehicles at cyclists, but who throws an apple?
-Uneaten?
-From an articulated lorry?
-At 60mph?

(I am double pissed off cos we were on a signposted diversion that spat us onto a dual carriageway we would never dream of planning to ride on normally…)

In hospital waiting room I saw a guy in 3/4 shorts with the Nike logo tattooed above his ankle. He was wearing Lonsdale trainers.

I know it is some kind of sport for the uneducated to chuck empty bottles and cans from moving vehicles at cyclists, but who throws an apple?
-Uneaten?
-From an articulated lorry?
-At 60mph?

He might not have been throwing at you. I’ve seen a lot of truckers who look like they don’t like apples.

An austin maestro on the road being driven withn what looked like most of its own sills …..bar the holes and the bonnet from a red maesto on a blue car.

Adverts for payday loans and the proliferation of online bingo sites. WTF?!

The contents of the toilet bowl after this morning’s urgent visit.. Looked like something from Sweeney Todd’s nightmares.. Doctors tomorrow then.. 😯

miley cyrus licking a sledgehammer and swinging naked on a wrecking ball in her new video.

For the record, it’s for work.

The fatist thread.

wwaswas+1 – Some right charmers on there!

The world through a vari-focal lens, especially stairs and a keyboard when you move your attention from the screen,