😆

Took the racking out of my old van ready to put in the new one. I never realised a few little shelves could hold so much shit!

I never realised a few little shelves could hold so much shit!

Pinky, what have I told you about going in other people’s vans?

Are you in town Prawny? Enjoying the glauwein I bet!

Gave the wife a quality orgasm. 😀
Gave the girlfriend a quality orgasm. 8)

I bet your cat is bricking it.

Gave the wife a quality organism.
Gave the girlfriend a quality organism.

FTFY. 😉

went out for a 5 mile run. And ended up running 14 🙂 🙂

I chose a piano

I survived wagamama

I unbroke one script.*

* well, I unbroke another, but then seem to have broken it in an entirely new way, so I’m claiming a sum total of one proper unbreakage

I painted 2 meerkats, 2 squrells and a south African oryx.

Twinw4ll is Mrs yunki and I claim my £2

And I’ve asked you before to stop referring to me as your wife, it’s embarrassing.. Oh and FYI, I faked it

Fixed a load of bikes, including one for and attractive young student lady, who said, I can only presume in some sort of gratitude, that I was “a babe”.

She also assured me that my movember ‘tache didn’t make me look like a paedophile.

APF

Downed 9/10 of a pint of 7% stout as it wasn’t very nice, well it was ok for 1/10th, but it should’ve been served with a spoon, didn’t want to pour it away

Hic

Staying alive …

🙄

Salopian black ops imperial stout fwiw

Enjoyed a bike demo day riding 27.5ers round Glenstress.

Did glen come alive?

I removed 12 broken coathangers from my wardrobe.

AND

I sorted the brakes on the commuter I bought off Pop Larkin of this parish so they are less suicidal 🙂

Oh I remembered to put the bins out too.

Early night for me, I’m shattered

Survived my first full solo day of baby wrangling and confused myself about what full-sus frame to get…

Cleaned, or attempted to clean, my car for the first time in ages. 4hrs later and it still looks dirty. Bl88dy black cars…….. 😉

Got through the first day in my awesome new job without messing up or pissing anyone off. And set up my avid keyboard layout so I can edit ninja-fast. Plus I got free biscuits. They were only rich tea though.

I helped prove the provenience of pottery clay used in Iron Age pottery by matching microfossils from the disaggregated pots and some local till member.

Pretty productive.

Staying alive …

Ah ah ah ah, staying alive

Updating my achievement to having laid ALL of the remaining tiles for my ball-ache of a natural slate kitchen floor. Let the grouting commence!

I have just lit a fire using the end of a toilet roll & the toilet roll middle. I’m feeling pretty manly right now.

Successfully haggled on new bike, bought it home pulled it apart, set the wheels up tubeless, waiting for stuff to arrive tomorrow so I can rebuild it and then go and lead for the weekend in North Wales 😀

Went to Ebbw Vale 😕

Solved some website problems. Wrote some stuff for a project I don’t know about and got money from w slow paying clients to pay for my new Canyon.
Day full o’ win.

Oooh! Cleaned the commute hybrid. Best part of the day.

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Went up this…nice bimble.

Cleared a reluctant foul drain 🙂

Also achieved an even splattering of shite from top to toe 🙁

I sorted the brakes on the commuter I bought off Pop Larkin of this parish so they are less suicidal

Is that parish called Benson? And does Pop have a Cotic tattoo?

I escaped from a sports bag.

I finished all my Christmas shopping.

Myself and my work colleague have successfully killed the Vodafone coverage for Keswick, sorry!

I have just finished my 3 day first aid course. I passed but then failure wasn’t really made possible!

Looking at it positively, I hope that if anyone needs CPR when i’m out riding with them – then i will now be better equipped to deal with it!

Submitted job application on final day; might not sound an achievement, but it bloody has been.

*prepares to get sifted out*

EDIT: ..and parked any selfish profiteering for a moment to sell a pair of mint Mavic SLRs with new RR evos for £250 to a neighbour, ‘cos he’s a nice fella.