It’s the one with the fat dude attachment?

Is this the best you can come up with? Your attempts are floundering.

they’re dead?

Lost it’s sole, innit?

It’s a load of pollocks.

It’s haddock, it has.

the cow that bit of meat on the left came from is probably quite badly injured, too.

its lost its sole. Oh someones had their dabbs on that line.

is it depressed? It looks quite flat.

it has a chip on its shoulder

What has gone wrong with this plaice?

Cod knows

This thread scampi happening.

it is batter than the other one

Needs more octoporn.

The scale is all wrong in that photo,did they use a fisheye lens ?

It’s a non s-tartar

yesterdays newspaper has this plaice wrapped up

Hake it when that happens…

That butcher is musseling in on this fishy thread.

Threads like this prove the everything is all whiting with STW.

That butcher is musseling in on this fishy thread.

He should put some skates on.

Can’t think of a fish based joke but remove that wide angle lens until the photographer knows what they are doing with it!

don’t just carp from the side lines

laughed so hard, I nearly fell off my perch! 😀

Some of you need to go back to school..