Peace on earth and goodwill to all men ( an women and anyone else)

the rest of you can sod off

Some coke and one hooker would go down a treat.

A doll and a drum and a kick up the bum.

Coke and hookers?

We used to leave out for Santa a glass of milk and some ginger snaps.

I don’t really want or need anything, fortunate as I am, but I have to provide a few sub-£20 things for a few people lest I get accused of being ungrateful/snobby/etc.

Trigger bell so you can keep your hands/fingers on the bar/brakes
3-way hex wrench for bolt checks
Pedal covers to save your house/car
Grip refill
First aid kit
Helmet hook

Might be necessary to stress that it’s that particular model you want, as non-cycling folk seem to consider everything interchangeable (i.e. trigger bell = any bell).

My grandson has asked for a new dropper post for the Giant Trance (my quite new bike till I got my ebike and was bullied into giving him for his 13th birthday) that’s gone all soggy (he’s worn the bike out in the 9 months he’s had it so bloody good for him).
I got a nylon string guitar to bring my number of guitars to my number of bikes (4 each) so all is good.