My completely placid lurcher was minding his own business sniffing at a bush when two mad dalmations sprinted round the corner, saw my dog and went for him. One had him by his hind leg, the other by the neck.
Acting purely on instinct (stupid in retrospect), I waded into the middle of the fracas, screaming like a loon and kicking out. All the dogs pretty much froze but the spotty dogs did release their hold.
The owner must have heard the commotion and came running round the corner – he looked exceedingly pissed off and leashed his dogs. No apology, no words at all in fact. I told him he should keep his **** dogs on leads. He pointed out that my dog wasn’t on a lead either.
I’m not proud of what I said next, but I would say it again in the same circumstances.
Still see him out and about and he’ll literally walk through hedges to avoid me.