My wife wants to buy me something for my birthday. I am in the lucky situation of having pretty much everything I need and most of what I want so I told her not to worry about it.
This was wrong. Apparently she needs to buy me something for my 40th.
I suggested a fixed rear hub for the bike as it is an idea I have been toying with. I told her I would check out what was available and she could order it.
This was wrong. Apparently it has to be something she is buying for me, not something I am buying for myself.
I suggested booze, whores and drugs?
This was wrong. It has to be something ‘nice’.
I am now stuck for ideas. I like bikes, cars, beers and have more than one of all of them. What can she buy me for between £50 and £250?