Apologies for going off topic but why are wasps so **** angry all the time?, why can’t they be more like their Bee brothers who are remarkably more chilled. For example i was clearing an overgrown section of trail t’day with a billhook then a rake/hoe over the surface but i appeared to have disturbed a bumblebee commune so i moved that trail section away from the bee’s area and went back to collect the bees i had disturbed, they were perfectly happy to climb onto my hand then i placed them on the large tree trunk i was trying to build a trail around – at one point i had 11 bees drinking Dr Pepper that i poured over the trunk and i imagined them to be my miniature army as whenever i moved my arm near to them they would all raise their front right leg and salute me in a mexican wave as i passed my hand along the trunk, to be perfectly honest this genuinely gave me the shit’s n’ giggles for quite some time and i entertained myself for a full 500ml thermos flask as i sat on the trunk with them to drink my brew and have a joint whilst occasionally proclaiming inane woodland laws as my minions to my left raised their arms in agreement to second the motion.
There is no way that wasps would entertain such an occasion – If you disturbed their nest they’d sting your eyes till you go blind and leave you sprinting round the forest till you finally knock yourself out running headfirst into a tree, then the angry little bastards would steal your phone, wallet and car keys.