If we’re going to survive as a species were going to have to drastically reduce our population.
I’d suggest we start with culling everyone who even gets slightly aroused at the thought of owning a ”premium SUV’.
I’d continue by forcing everyone who owns a ‘trail dog’ to consume the waste produced by said animal, and removing gas and electricity supplies for those who own a woodburner. Give them an artisan axe and see how long they cope.
Enforced sterilisation for anyone who bought one of those electronic things that told you how to set your forks up.
Stop and search for all cyclists. People who have been found to be using Strava should be shot at the side of the road.
Happy days….