Have you ever had a bloke roll up your house thrusting a phone in your face with a picture of a girl with false tits and her lakes akimbo berating you?

It was on his daughters phone that she found on google (apparently at my house via her data) when her and my daughter were playing truth or dare.

Apparently he checks her phone everyday. ❓

do you have a daughter?

Never happened to me

I have never had that, no. No. Not that.

Please tell me you said “Yep, I’d smash that” when he showed you the pic??

Why was the picture of the girl berating you? And wtf has this go to do with muntin beiks? 😉

I suppose you could have extinguished his fire as it were by grabbing him by the throat and shouting “what the **** is your daughter doing taking photos of my wife with her lakes akimbo ??? “

Have you checked your daughter’s phone yet? She might have something better.

thought you were going to say you’d one £25k on the postcode lottery.

Please tell me you said “Yep, I’d smash that” when he showed you the pic??

Hmm, I didn’t have my reading glasses, so it all looked a bit fuzzy.

I just can’t find the lake.

I for one would extinguish my log burner, secure my Orange 5 and drive my Audi straight round to his house. Once there I would berate his block paving and double park his drive. Only then would he learn to never ever do whatever it
Was he did again. Ever.

pictonroad – Member

I for one would extinguish my log burner

No, you should slumber your log burner, unless you intend to spend all night there.

I was expecting Derek_starship.

I’ve got a 17 yr old daughter and its deffinetly not happened to me. If it did I’d probably just die of laughing. Really checking your kids phone every day, then holding other people responsible for whatever they look at !!!!!!!!! I didn’t think people like that existed, but obviously they do 😯

Is your daughters friend lesbainian?

I hope you didn’t get the giggles

I’m lost.

Who was the person in the photo? I am presuming not either of your daughters although I can’t quite tell from OP. Now if this was STW Australia edition, I would say his name was Mr. Colt.

I’ve not had that but when we were kids we had a lady knock at the door with her half bald son saying, “look what your daughter did to my son!”

Apparently my sister and her mates had been larking about in the park and thought it would be funny to rub Immac into his hair.

Never a man brandishing a phone with nudey pics though. Never that.

Needs ‘shopping, but has anyone else got this image stuck in their head?

Hmmm he showed you a picture of a nude woman. Sounds like he’s distributing pornographic material. Phone the police.

You should have asked him what his views on Traffic Merging into 1 lane were.

Nope

Nope, but I have had my old neighbour banging on my door at 7am on a Sunday morning about 3 months after we moved house because his son’s car had been smashed up overnight (a load of blokes turned up with baseball bats and went to town on it, apparently) and according to ‘people he knew’ the ring leader lived in my house.

I opened the door thinking there was a real emergency & was greeted by my old neighbour about to unleash his finest hay maker. Then he saw it was me (his lovely, peace abiding old neighbour) and wanted to know who else lived at my house.
Eventually he calmed down, but was still asking who all the neighbours were and did I know this bloke and that bloke.
He then said that he better call is mates as they were all out looking for various people and were then all gonna converge on my house for some ‘neighbourhood vigilante-ism’.

I have a feeling that the old neighbours son did a bit of small time drug dealing, got in a bit over his head and had his car smashed up in the process as a warning.

So what did you say to him, Rich?

so it all looked a bit fuzzy.

Was it from a 70s pawn (sic) mag?

I hope you didn’t get the giggles

So what did you say to him, Rich?

Turn up on my doorstep giving me grief will usually go one way.

I was polite as he’d brought his daughter along though (WTF).

<What I wanted to say>

Your eyes don’t suggest it, but are you on drugs?

That’s odd I’d heard your daughter was into boys.

Your teenage daughter doesn’t know how to delete things from her phone?

Have you seen 2glc?

</What I wanted to say>

I hope you didn’t get the giggles

I just did thanks to pictonroad’s log burner, orange 5, audi triumph.

Id have said giggity and alright in my best quagmire voice

So how was it resolved?

Hmm, I didn’t have my reading glasses, so it all looked a bit fuzzy