We think we have it tough, but here’s a Community Service Announcement from my erstwhile hometown in Far North Queensland on the edge of the Great Barrier Reef:
Cairns Residents woke to record low temperature this morning prompting authorities to issue warnings.
Parts of the region are already under 20c prompting the Cairns Cold Warning Centre (CCWC) to issue an Emergency warning bulletin, the first in many years.
Spokesman from the CCWC, Mike Hunt said “Forecast showed that we were going to get the cold front, as they have down south. However, our models showed we were getting in the low 20’s. No one predicted we would be in the teens. Its 19c people!”.
Cairns Mayor, Bob Manning has urged Cairns residents to take safety measures during this cold snap. Here are just a few of their winter tips taken from the Cairns Regional Council website;
• Stay indoors. Only go out if it’s essential.
• Wear socks with thongs, don’t worry how it looks, safety first.
• Consider not using fans. If you must, use the low setting.
• Leave car headlights on overnight, to stop them from freezing over
• Consider using luke warm water bottles
• Regularly post photos of your dog so everyone knows he’s okay
• Use less ice in your drinks.
Just like the Toilet paper hoarding months ago, authorities have again witnessed more panic shopping. One example is Kmart Cairns Central, who has completely sold out of their fan heaters, Yes both of them.
Pillow Talk Cairns sold out of their thick doonas. Store manager Mo Lester said “we only had 2 thick doonas as they were sent to us in error. However, we do have 78 normal doonas in stock and during these trying times we are suggesting people sew two together”. They have introduced a 2 doona limit until further notice.
By Monday, the CCWC says the extreme cold will go bringing temperatures back to our normal winter conditions of >25c…
Oh, the humanity…
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