Watching your new topic fall away due to inactivity

Cx? C.X.? How dare you? You cheat on us with some not-even-sure-what-I-am and then you rub it in our faces?

You should be ashamed of your self.

Next you’ll be using words like gravel-bike and gnarmac without the slightest hint of irony and expecting us to pick up the pieces when you realise your new niche is just a tourer.

PS. I was told these are betterer than glue years ago. Not sure I get how they work, I imagine they would get stuck up your nose like that lego when I was a kid.

Yep, they do get stuck up ones nose 🙁

Got another plain gray package today 8)

It was very floppy so i suspected it was not the magazine (me smart)

I can already feel my skillz improve, just by stroking it

Does this mean i’m now sophisticated
(stick my pinky out when i swig from my camelbak)

PS

The bag smells brilliant!

PS

Thank you Sarah 🙂

Bag sniffer. 😛

..and yet today of all days ,spare a thought for Billy boy and his way with words.

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.

To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

I’m not Ashamed. Not my fault the STW have the best grade Colombian plastic bags in the country

It’s slipping away again people

Sorry I’ve been trying to figure out the correct name for vanillin since you’ve previous post.

I got as far as 3-hydroxy 5-oxygen cyclo hexanol. Then I got stuck trying to remember if OH is a hydroxide group making it 3-oxygen 5-hydroxy benzaldehyde, or more to the point if I remember any organic chemistry from a level

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.

If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.

We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.

War does not determine who is right – only who is left.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’ and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

I didn’t say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when you say the paint is wet?

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

You’re never too old to learn something stupid.

If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.

I concur

No you don’t.

Honestly. I’m really interested

I don’t think you can dae things tartan it’s a bit like a glass hammer or clear food colouring.

Kevin

Kevin
Can

Meanwhile…

Kevin
Can

Has Kevin got boobs and a winky?

dangeourbrain – Member
Who keeps on using all my toilet roll
The owl in your head obviously

Cougar – Moderator
It must be a papert owl.
Oh, very well done!

I hope you feel proud of yourself

Oops sorry. I just noticed the naughty word behind the count 😳

Please don’t break my knee caps again Mr Cougar sir 😐

Count zero? Not Gibson’s best book but I enjoyed it none the less

Is this what you’ve been smoking?

Its your fault. It’s stick in my head now.

Count zero? Not Gibson’s best book but I enjoyed it none the less

Quite agree, didn’t say that last time I met him, though! That would be rude.
There’s so much random awsumness on here, it’s belittling!

No Togas for crying out loud.

The phrase “It’s so bad it’s good” does not apply to this film

Another weekend with CFH 😳

Artisan toast, obvs

This is more STW

This has become the more ironic thread in the history of STW!