Watching your new topic fall away due to inactivity

Proof that Thepurist likes me lots and lots

Hope i’m ready in time for Dangeourbrain.

Want to catch him before he gets safely inside his home 🙁

Glad i’m not the only one who has done this

The first eight times was kind of embarrassing 😳

Spiders that can do that would take all the fun out of keeping children letting consenting adults live in the basement of their own free will.

Still don’t get it….

The point is that if this thread continues long enough it will eventually produce the greatest literary work known to man*

*largely because the written word will be obsolete and forgotten by that point rendering this thread the defacto “greatest” in a field of one. I have no illusions that we’re going to out perform a thousand monkeys at a thousand type writers barring side sort of extinction event.

I’m just nipping out, back later, see ya

I’m back now

Are you saying “I’m smarter than a thousand monkeys”

runs around squealing like a girl (using a very high pitched lady voice)

I once loved a lass and I loved her so well
And I hated all others who spoke of her ill.
And now she’s rewarded me well for my love,
For she’s gone and she’s wed another.

This is how you make me feel

I have no illusions that we’re going to out perform a thousand monkeys at a thousand type writers barring side sort of extinction event.

Looking back through this thread and I’m starting to think that an extinction event might not be such a bad idea

Like a carrot sat in its own faeces? I think that’s the most sensible I’ve thing ever heard you sayread you post.

pasta with cauliflower

dangeourbrain – Member

Like a carrot sat in its own faeces? I think that’s the most sensible I’ve thing ever heard you sayread you post.

Are you asking me to marry you?

PS

YES…..can i have your bank details now 🙂

Looking back through this thread and I’m starting to think that an extinction event might not be such a bad idea

With English like those skills you should be caring who you wish extinction on

PS
YES…..can i have your bank details now

I’m afraid my financial situation is difficult since my damned lawyers leaked a load of paperwork. Never trust someone from a country named after a hat.

Oh…ok….all those hours i spent putting those shredded bank statements together was for nothing 🙁

First it was like

Then it was like

The tap keeps dripping and it’s keeping me up

Are you absolutely sure it’s the tap?
Patent it quick, whatever it is; most people need little blue pills…

Are you absolutely sure it’s the tap?
Patent it quick, whatever it is; most people need little blue pills…

I should imagine the market for something which makes you urinaly incontinent whilst maintaining an errection such that you have to do a hand stand to pee probably has a smaller market though than the pills which only do one of those things.

I was imagining it being more the sight or sound of a dripping tap…

It’s ok CountZero. I put the blue pill up the tap 🙂
The ceiling is now wet 🙁

It looks impressive though fry.

Also I’m mightily upset with you for suggesting that whilst riding my bike I had a beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other. This is unfounded and libellous.
I wood only ever accompany a beer with either another beer or a pig based snack product as is right and proper and I’d thank you to apologise for suggesting otherwise.

Sorry Snookems, You are right. I am so so sorry.
How about i buy you something pretty 🙂

Thems orsums

This is why there is no crime in America

My cloak of ultimate darkness has cat hair on it

Can’t sleep

My belly sound like a whale

My foot is fat….it’s creeping me out

I don’t like working….blooming stupid, make money, pay bills
Does no one know i’m a pretty princess!

Looking forward to the weekend when i can use my lady voice

Billy Idol looks sooooooo old!

My coffee is cold

I may have to cut my way out of my trousers

Whys it so cold

Hands are awesome. I can cover my eye’s and ‘Hoot’ and it’s
like i have a owl in my head

Does STW come in a plastic bag to keep the smell in?
Fresh magazine smell is awesome 🙂

Who keeps on using all my toilet roll

2% Power 🙁

Who keeps on using all my toilet roll

The owl in your head obviously

It must be a papert owl.

Shermer That’s possibly the most wrong thing I’ve ever seen on stw, go stand in the corner and think about what you’ve done achieved

I agree. We should burn it…..and the two who posted it

How i feel when i know i still have another week to wait for STW to come through my door

Stupid feelings 🙁

But i did get my first copy of Grit.CX

Which makes me feel like

And it smells like

8)