Watching your new topic fall away due to inactivity

^^

What the heck did you do to it 😯

Get well soon

This is (according to the Internet) what you get when you shave a grizzly bear.

Why you would want to is beyond me.

What I Googled top end up with images of shaved things is unimportant.

What I Googled top end up with images of shaved things is unimportant.

NO NO NO NO. It does matter!

Shaven Growler?

Shaven Growler

What would you shave a pork pie for?

NO NO NO NO. It does matter!

Scary bear if you must know.

Scary bear if you must know.

That was not on the list of things i typed into Google……i have to go burn my computer 😳

Is this

not

yet?

It was. Then easter happened.

If we lost this thread then mrsfry would start posting on all the other ones

Sudocream Bear ^^

Dangeourbrain

Am I the front one, rear one or both? Either way my moustache isn’t that pointy (maybe because I go without without oil or wax or whatever the stw hipsters use)

Despite my ridicule of the “hipster way” I do find my self strangely drawn to one of these though.

hipster head protection

quite a few more

What bestest dashcam? Road angel Halo or silent witness or

^^

Don’t worry about the bigger boys picking on you. I appreciate your choice in helmets and bears.

I have moved you up my list of people who will provide me with long term nursing care. Hope that makes you feel better

Or maybe

Depends if you’ve anything I need really.

Is it raining?

No,but it’s Friday and my life is full of sunshine.

This is (according to the Internet) what you get when you shave a grizzly bear.

Is there a picture of the guy who shaved the bear? (Either before or after a dog has barfed up is rotten remains on the back seat of a car.)

You may think that now but, judging from her hand position she’s either:

A)Hiding a steak knife and will shortly do you significant mischief with it, leaving her free to enjoy your Italian meal without your competition for the meatballs whilst you bleed out on the floor.
B) about to “accidentally” pull the table cloth, dousing you in red wine, leaving her free to enjoy your Italian meal without your competition for the meatballs whilst you attempt to clean red wine from your suit.

No way, she’s about to spin it round so that he gets the rest of the pasta in his lap, leaving her to enjoy the rest of the wine.

You can’t trust these round tables. It’s why I always go for a square table in a corner. Unless it’s a Thursday or Friday and I’m in Rome.

When did IKEA bargain corner become so crap and overpriced?

matt_outandabout – Member
When did IKEA Irony bargain corner become so crap and overpriced?

FTFW

EDIT: Wrong thread

EDIT: right thread

I miss Roma

Dear Dangeourbrain

Anyone who ever loved could look at me
And know that I love you
Anyone who ever dreamed could look at me
And know I dream of you
Knowing I love you so

Anyone who had a heart
Would take me in his arms and love me, too
You couldn’t really have a heart and hurt me
Like you hurt me and be so untrue
What am I to do

Every time you go away, I always say
This time it’s goodbye, dear
Loving you the way I do
I take you back, without you I’d die dear
Knowing I love you so

Anyone who had a heart
Would take me in his arms and love me, too
You couldn’t really have a heart and hurt me
Like you hurt me and be so untrue
What am I to do

Knowing I love you so

Anyone who had a heart
Would take me in his arms and love me, too
You couldn’t really have a heart and hurt me
Like you hurt me and be so untrue
Anyone who had a heart would love me too
Anyone who had a heart would take me
In his arms and always love me too
Why won’t you

Anyone who had a heart
Would love me too, yeah
Anyone who had a heart
Would take me in his arms and always love me
Why won’t you, yes

Anyone who had a heart
Would love me too

PS

I have a can of Lynx Africa and half a kebab (probably a kebab…it’s kind of blurry)

Dear shermer75

The tap keeps dripping and it’s keeping me up 🙁

It should have been me 🙁

Good Morning

Redthunder smells like a summer meadow

Summer meadow = fox crap?

I never meant to hurt anyone. Its just I’m a practicing sociopath, but you knew that before hand anyway.

Sunny and snowing now in outside Cov wtf?! 😯

dangeourbrain – Member

I never meant to hurt anyone. It’s just that i am a manly man with certain needs and some of those needs is to break hearts and steal hugs

I miss HammyUK 🙁

Blimey.

Inigo Montoya has let himself go.

Hammy would have known better than to use a low smoke point oil in a frying pan

Inigo Montoya has let himself go.

quite a bit