Watching your new topic fall away due to inactivity

And Redthunder and i lived happily ever after

Or when ever Thepurist makes another post

Best advert EVER!

I can’t sleep. Why won’t my brain let me sleep 🙁

Just take some of that stuff you put in drinks at parties.

Or when ever Thepurist makes another post

You rang mlady?

I can’t sleep. Why won’t my brain let me sleep

I’ve been looking at your posts for the last thirty-two pages; they’re telling me all I need to know as to why your brain won’t let you sleep…

Uncanny valley

You will never see me coming

SOOOOO lonely 🙁

I have wind 😳

CountZero works as a ‘Honey Trap’

Monday wind? I have that too thanks to leftover quinoa yesterday. Luckily it’s just me in my office this mornign.

Even the dogs have gone out to avoid me.

Pull my finger!

willard

Monday wind? I have that too thanks to leftover quinoa yesterday. Luckily it’s just me in my office this mornign.

Even the dogs have gone out to avoid me.

I think i have found my ‘Soul Mate’

My life is complete……guess i don’t need the shovel and quicklime anymore 🙁

Unless Thepurist wants to meet me outside the Travelodge.

i don’t need the shovel and quicklime anymore

Will you post? Can I have pictures?

Will you post? Can I have pictures?

You have a blooming nerve after last time (insert really angry face)
You shunned my act of kindness, you threw me to the gutter, straightened your top hat, swept your black cloak around your shoulders then sped off in your horse drawn carriage.

True story

I told you my horse didn’t need his windscreen cleaned but you insisted whilst I was stopped at those lights so don’t be surprised I wasn’t grateful.

Thank goodness for CCTV footage

Last known location of this scoundrel was somewhere due south….in a hot air balloon.

Still a true story…..to the best of my knowledge (and medication)

PS

I have more things i don’t want…..if only someone would take them off my lady type hands 🙁

Waiting for the chloroform to kick in…

^^

Proof Thepurist is a really hot chick 8)

Why can’t i have nice things 🙁 Every flipping time i get something that i really like, evil blinking cat has to nom it 😥

Life is meaningless

As a test but something you don’t like and leave it lying around to see if the cat eats it.

Either way then get rid of the cat and replace with a less demanding/evil thing.

Yeah. Like it was the cat. 😉

None of my seven snakes do this 🙁

perchypanther

Yeah. Like it was the cat. It was me dressed up in a lycra body suit and fake ears and whiskers purrrrrrr

So you confess! reported to a responsible adult

Dearest Perchypanther

don’t make me have to spell it out Grrrrr!

responsible adult

Like you’ll find one of those here

Apropos of nothing…..here is a picture of Fred pretending to be a lady.

I’ll see your men pretending to be women and raise you men pretending to be women pretending to be men.