Why am I eating these at 5am on a Sunday?

Run out of Meth? It’s the only thing more addictive I hear.
Found one that is all Wasabi and no pea yet?

Not tempted by meths or crystal meth.
More wasabi than pea.
Now on water- as in tap water supplied by Anglian Water so I probably drank this about 7 days ago – and about 7/10 days before that…….
😆

At a party a few years ago (I admit I’d had a few too many) I spotted a small dish of wasabi peas which are my most favourite thing. I sidled over and grabbed a couple and popped them in my mouth.

No heat – something wasn’t right. I tentatively bit into one. Rock hard.

Before I had time to register what I had put in my mouth I spotted somebody spitting an olive stone into the “wasabi peas” dish….

lol
Try 5 at once.

I’m addicted to them, they’re great

And being vegetable are part of your 5 a day.

Put one in you nostril and it stops snoring immediately