80€ is cheap to protect your eye though.
Specifically to protect your eyeballs? There’s products available for a fraction of that price to perform that exact function. It’s definitely not cheap.
Come on they’re part of the aspirational uniform, a brand you wear so people know you’re a rufty-tufty outdoors action boy (with a bit more disposable income), and that’s fine. But let’s not pretend they are any better than their competitors at keeping grit off your peepers.
They’re as well liked by gravy seals and divorced Dads as they are by tubby IT managers on Santa Cruz’. The real genius of Oakley is that they’ve made the marketing of expensive sunglasses to large segments of the public an art form.