VV OT: Importing Antique Ammunition to the UK

Joe – Member
Can we only have expert opinions in here. Little tired of doom mongering, by people who know nothing about anything.

Old bullets aren’t dangerous.

Policeman: Excuse me sir, might i enquire as what you’re carrying in that there box?
Joe: This is my stash of 100 rounds of ammunition.
Policeman: Ammunition? Do you mean bullets young man?
Joe: Yes
Policeman: Well, you can’t be carrying them around with you. It’s very dangerous, not to mention illegal.
Joe: Don’t worry, officer, they are old bullets.
Policeman: Old bullets you say? Well, please accept my apologies. Carry on.

Policeman: Excuse me sir, might i enquire as what you’re carrying in that there box?
Joe: This is my stash of 100 rounds of ammunition.
Policeman: Ammunition? Do you mean bullets young man?
Joe: Oh some people are so facetious: live cartridges.
Policeman: Well, you can’t be carrying them around with you. It’s very dangerous, not to mention illegal. And there’s no need for the attitude either.
Joe: Maybe I over estimated the quality of police officers, I don’t know why I’m bothering talking to you. You used to get a reasonable selection of police officers round here a few years ago.
Policeman: Right smart-arse, you’re under arrest

FTFY 🙂

If he’d only been a little more patient

chapeau Grum 🙂

You could swallow them then fish them out your poo

That’s probably on the same level as “can I take live ammunition through customs”

wwaswas – Member

kilo – if you;d seen this thread 60 minutes earlier we could have got inside Joe’s time limit for stropping and avoided some unpleasant words.

Sorry I was reading some rubbish threads about mountain bikes 😳

Joe it was some BASC publication – google should find it for you

What if he got really bad wind?

What if he got really bad wind?

He wouldn’t be firing blanks thats for sure!

Don’t forget to pack soap on a rope..

Many of you need to read this thread.

http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/our-forum