Stephen merchant was on desert island discs this morning, the profanisauraus was his desert island book!

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

I want that on a t-shirt

My girlfriend bought me a copy of viz wrapped around a toblerone bar
In my Christmas bag,

Superb still, absolutely Pathetic comedy which brings amusement in this overly serious world

Haven’t read for years, but found my old copy of the Crap Joke book when visiting my dad a few months ago (‘there’s a couple of things in the pipeline’ etc) – had forgotten how good they were. This is one that always sticks in my memory: